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Liberal Interpretation of the Second Amendment.

I own a musket and other ancient technology for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

I hear a crash as four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

As they approach I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

The other three men scream death threats and rush at me since it takes minutes to reload black powder weapons.

I fire my pistol at the second man and miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.

I run up the stairs as my only other self defense weapon is the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.

"Tally ho lads." The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

I affix the bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

I prepare tea for the constabulary.

Home self defense just as the founding fathers intended.


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