FakeNews CNN:
Since CNN is Certainly NOT News, then what does CNN stand for?
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Science fact:
A dog gets more factual information from smelling another dog's butt
than a human gets from watching CNN.
Scientific Fact:
A dog gets more factual information from smelling a pile of shit than a
human does watching CNN.
Mother to son:
If you don't stop lying you'll grow up to be a CNN reporter.
CNN is to news, what crack whore moms are to parenting.
CNN the most trusted name in fake news.
Is that true or did you hear it on CNN?
CNN's new slogan: American voters are Stupid As Shit.
If CNN had existed in 1936.
They'd have told us what a delight Eva Braun was at the Berlin Olympics.
If CNN had existed in December 7, 1945.
They'd have told us that the Pearl Harbor attack only lasted two hours and it was a mostly peaceful day.
- TerrellAftermath.com
Flint tap water rated more trustworty than CNN.
FakeNews:
CNN has determined that Putin may have ties to Russia.
(If CNN was a fast food restaurant.)
Welcome to CNN. Home of Fake News. How can I help you?
I'll have a nothing burger with a large order of lies.
CNN Reporting on the Godfather putting a horse head in a bed:
It's just the one horse head.
It's a misinterpretation to call it a threat.
Don Corleone didn't put it there.
The Mafia is a business of peace.
A horse head is a traditional gift in Sicily.
Not all gangsters put horse heads in beds.
Islam has massacred over 669 million non-Muslims since 622AD.
Yet Muslims, liberal politicians and CNN expect you to believe
Islam is a religion of peace.
Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.
You'll have to pick one or the other.
- Pat Sajak
Getting advice about truth from CNN is kind of like getting recipes
for the 4th of July from Hannibal Lecter.
- Gov Huckabee
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