Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Or AOC as she likes to be known.

AOC:

All	All	Almost	Arrogant
Out	Out	Occasionally	Obnoxious
Commie	Crazy	Coherent	Cunt

AOC: The government must shut down unapproved news to defeat fascism.

AOC: Factose Intolerant.

MAGA: Make Alexandria Go Away!

AOC: Now she wants to open up a center for battered fish.

AOC: Can I ask a stupid question?
Voter: Better than anyone I know.

I've always been clever. Recently I got a jigsaw puzzle that said 3-5 years on the box.I completed it in 6 months.

AOC: If her IQ gets any lower, she'll need watering twice a week.

AOC: Every time she opens her mouth, she destroys the value of an academic degree from Boston University.

AOC vows to use only lower case letters to fight capitalism.

AOC recently tested positive for Covid, but tested negative for IQ.

AOC recently asked Liz Warren, when you were an indian did you kill buffalos for their little wings.

AOC recently organized a protest to "Stop killing volcanoes to make lava lamps."

AOC is a Neiman Marxist. She can't wait to shop with your money.

AOC The only waitress in history to bring nothing to the table.

When AOC was recently asked about Venezuela's collapsed economy, she replied, "They should try socialism."

So what if I don't know what armageddon means ... its not the end of the world.

AOC: The world will end in 12 years due to climate change.
Al Gore: I've been saying that for the past 30 years.

I'm a little crackpot short and stout
I open my mouth and shit pours out.

AOC was driving her car the other day, when the radio said 2 Brazilian men were killed. She broke down sobbing, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Things I expect AOC to say:
Let's ban greenhouses and put an end to greenhouse gasses.

Inflation is so bad, AOC can't even buy fake handcuffs.
- Senator Ted Cruz

James Woods new hashtag:
#AOCStillAMoron

AOC continually works hard ... to say something more stupid than the last time she opened her lie-hole.

Or Occasional-Cortex as she doesn't like to be known.
Except that she never shuts up long enough for people to forget the last stupid thing she said.

Bernie Sanders - the man who never worked.
AOC - the woman who never thinks.
50 Shades of Communism

AOC recently announced that we must abort babies to help preserve the planet for the next generation.
- The People's Cube

When asked if she'd like to have twins, AOC repliced, "I can't imagine being pregnant for 18 months.

If stupid were a talent, AOC would be considered gifted.

Ocasio & Cortez is the Laurel & Hardy Of US Politics!

AOC has a policy of disengaging her brain before opening her mouth,
because intelligent thought must be conserved for future generations.

We need to believe in the New Green Deal because AOC has a degree in wreconomics.

AOC is singlehandedly putting an end to dumb blonde jokes.

AOC name in Chinese is: Wun Dum Ho

Things AOC might say or has said:

It's more important to be morally right than factually correct.
(translation: my mind is already made up, so don't confuse me with the facts.)

I'm against studying civics in school unless we also study other cars.

All this bad weather is Trump's fault,
because he pulled us out of the Honda Accord.

Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?
Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

Save the planet. Stop cow farts.

I went to a mind reader, she charged me half price.

Owning guns is NOT a right ...
If it were a right, it would be in the constitution.

I don’t like the Electoral College and would never send my kids there.

I will make the Electoral College FREE for all Americans!

And since Red Bull gives you wings then we won't even need airplanes anymore.

I support our veterans ... they keep our pets healthy,

We must ban the state of Florida,
because it looks like a gun.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

If money doesn't grow on trees ...then why do banks have branches.

I know why the cold war ended ... it was due to global warming.

I don't remember what year the cold war was,
but I know it was in winter.

I love Christmas. Today I saw a person give a phone, a watch and a wallet to somone who only had a knife.

I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button.
The little bell rang but it was still a potato.

I put bread in a toaster and toast comes out.
Where does the bread go?

I wonder if jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish?

Stop killing ducks to make duck tape.

What disease did cured ham have?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Yes we can land on the sun.
We just have to go at night!

Ban cows, because under socialism humans are the cattle.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger ,.. then it hit me.

Tax The Rich:
Every man wants to find a woman who looks at him the way AOC looks at his paycheck. - James Woods

A plane is on its way to Washington DC, when Democrat Ocasio-Cortez in economy class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the future Congresswoman that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm a Socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a Democrat bimbo sitting in First Class, that belongs in economy and she won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to Cortez and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to economy class.

Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm a Socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the future Congresswoman who just won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a Democrat and a Socialist? I'll handle this; I'm married to a Liberal and I speak Socialist."

The pilot goes back to the Democrat Socialist and whispers in her ear. Cortez says, "Oh, I'm Sorry," and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot what he said that made her move without any fuss.

The Pilot answered: "I told her that First Class isn't going to DC."

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