Do You Know Who I Am?

Jane Fonda and her husband, Ted Turner tried to get a meal in a resturant in Montana where they used to live. The host told them they would have to wait.

Jane threw a fit and yelled, "Don't you know who I am?"

The host said, "No, not really, but wait here and I'll go get the owner."

The owner came up from the kitchen area, and again Jane said, "We'd like a table. You do know who I am, right?"

The owner said, "Why yes, I do, and you need to know who I am. I am the owner of this establishment and I served in Vietnam, twice. So you Ms. Fonda can get the fuck out of my resturant."

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