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Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different parts of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.

Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"

Jose shows him: "Need only$10 more to get back to Mexico."


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