JOE BIDEN:
The Biden Legacy
Our enemies don't fear us.
Our friends don't trust us.
No one respects us.
Our border is broken.
Our money is worthless.
JOE BIDEN:
He got Cs and Ds in college.
He was in the bottom 10% of his class.
He failed law school class for plagiarism.
He dropped out of 1988 race for plagiarism.
He even failed third grade.
The Dummycrats are running their village idiot!
Every man with a pair of testicles will be voting for Trump in 2024.
Every woman with a pair of testicles will be voting for Biden.
JOE BIDEN Hail to the thief
Senility is the new mensa.
Quid Pro Joe.
Let's get ready to mumble.
Joe Biden - like a rock, only dumber.
I would say that, to date, the Biden administration
is a train wreck and a shit show ....
but that would be an insult to both trains and shit.
#GarageGate
Dementia-In-Chief
Groper-In-Chief
Commander-In-Grief
Buck Fiden
Big Brother Biden
This Build Back Better thing must be waiting on the building permits.
When I said Build Back Better, I never meant the United States.
Biden's greatest accomplishment ...
is showing people how great Trump was.
It's stupid to compare Biden to Hitler.
Hitler was elected.
When Barack Obama got elected president, it meant that anyone, no matter his or
her race, can become president.
When Joe Biden got elected president, it meant that anyone, no matter whether
his or her IQ is two points below plant life, can become president.
Biden supporters be like ...
He didn't say that, and if he did, he didn't mean that, and if he did,
you didn't understand it, and if you did, it's not a big deal, and if it is,
others have said worse.
Joe Biden is revered in China where he is known as Wun Dum-Fuc
Read My Lips: No New Recession
It's the economy stupid.
- Job Creators Network
Remember to call Joe Biden "Resident Biden" The P has been absorbed by his depends.
Joe Biden after releasing illegal arms dealer known as the "Merchant Of Death" from prison is lecturing Americans on gun control.
PINO - President In Name Only
SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States
February 2023 State Of The Union Address:
Joe Biden, the man who supposedly got the most votes in history,
received the lowest TV/streaming ratings in history.
U.S.Embassies Evacuated
| Joe Biden | Donald Trump |
| 2 | 0 |
| Biden vs. Dildo | Joe Biden | Dildo |
| Does the job it's supposed to | ||
| Capable of satisfaction | ||
| Reliable | ||
| Fake | ||
| Is a real dick |
Jimmy Carter > Joe Biden - the torch is passed.
Joe Biden and Xi Jinping will talk later this week.
Discussions are expected to go slowly as neither party speaks English.
Biden Accomplishments
1. Highest gas prices ever
2. Worst inflation ever
3. Plummeting crypto prices
4. Highest rent prices ever
5. Created new incomprenhensible language
If you're reading this and voted for Biden and you still don't regret it
then you are the American problem.
- JakePaul
To everyone who voted for higher gas prices, higher taxes, and open borders ...
Your stupidity is astonishing!
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king.
The palace becomes a circus.
- Turkish Proverb
Biden:
Senator for 36 years, vice president for 8 years,
blames Trump for America's problems.
Fact checkers be like:
He didn't say that, and if he did, he didn't mean it,
and if he did you don't understand it, and if you did,
it's not a big deal, and if it is, it's taken out of context,
and if it wasn't, others have done it, and if they haven't,
at least mean orange man gone.
They call me 007
0 major accomplishments
0 brain cells left
7 percent inflation
They call me 007
0 things built
0 things better
$7 gas soon
My family is very religious, I'm a devout Catholic and my son is a crystal methodist.
There wouldn't be grocery store shortages right now if we ate our vegetables instead of electing them.
I'm not saying Biden is stupid, but if you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get back change.
Transparency is the only trans movement Joe Biden does not support.
This is what happens when you order a President through the mail.
If you don't like Joe Biden's position on an issue, wait 15 minutes and his staff will change it.
Biden should be given an honorary membership in the Mexican drug cartels
because no one has done more to help the cartels than Biden with his open
border policies.
- Gov. Ron DeSantis
BIDEN
Biggest Idiot Democrats Ever Nominated
Proud member of LGBFJB
Let's Go Brandon Fuck Joe Biden
Proud member of LGBT
Let's Go Brandon Team
Proud member of LGBTQ
Let's Giden To Quit
Proud supporter of BLM
Biden's Lying Machine
Proud supporter of BLM
Biden's Lies Matter
Biden supports BLM
Blank Looks Matter.
Biden supports MAMA
Make AmericansMiserable Again.
Biden Administration Job Application:
1) Your pronoun(s)
2) Your Race
3) Your sexual preferences (use other side if you need more room.
President Trump needs to stop blaming others and do his job.
- Joe Biden, 04/20/2020
Let's be absolutely clear about why prices are high right now: Covid and Vladimir Putin.
- President Joe Biden, 04/20/2022
My message to everyone struggling is this: Help is on the way.
- Joe Biden, December 2020
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan, August 1986
I so afraid of him coming in the shower with me
that I've waited until late at night, to take a shower.
- Ashley Biden, diary pages 67-68
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Biden tells them he fixed it and they all sit in the dark and applaud.
Definition of Stupid:
Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing Joe Biden.
United we stand, with Biden we fall.
Briben
The Buck Stops Here!
Harry Truman's sign would have an entirely different connotation
on Joe Biden's desk.
Bribie
"You'll never beat the government with just guns", says party that also believes government was almost toppled by unarmed mob on January 6.
The Democrats policies are working. Point of fact, during Trump your gas tank only held $36 and now during Biden it can hold $90.
Bidenomics Explained
You pay taxes
Joe sends it to Ukraine
Ukraine sends it back to Hunter
Hunter gives it to Joe.
I said Bidenmics is working.
I never said it was working for you.
Rather than attack your enemy, surprise him by retreating
and leaving all your equipment behind.
- Sun Milley
How about you forget this "Build Back Better" thing and instead try "Put It Back The Way You Found It and Leave Me Alone."
Super Joe Biden
Faster than a speeding sloth.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Able to trip up stairs three times in a single flight.
Biden at "Human Rights" campaign dinner:
Who in God's name needs a weapon with 100 rounds in the chamber?
JEWS!
Hunter Biden claims that looking at that laptop that wasn't his violates his privacy.
All men look for a woman who will take care of them the way the press takes care of Joe Biden.
Kamala Harris says the Biden administration is committed
to making sure the coming nuclear armageddon is equitable,
diverse, and affirming.>P>
Floridians, I understand the pain a hurrican causes
once, my kitchen fan was turned to full blast and all the classified documents we3re blown out of order.
If you believe that Bill Clinton went to all that trouble
to meet privately on a plane with AG Loretta Lynch just
to talk about grandchildren ...
Then you probably believe Joe Biden only met with Hunter's
foreign business partners just to talk about the weather.
Vote for Biden in 2024.
Make American Scared Again.
The White House assures Americans we're NOT a banana republik, we're a Democratic Banana Republic.
New study finds that climate change could be causing traceless bags of cocaine to randomly appear in highly secure buldings.
Even though there are visitor logs and video cameras the most sec=ure, protected building in the United States, the secret service was unable to determine who snuck cocaine into the White House.
By not telling us whose cocaine it is, you're telling us whose cocaine it is.
Clinton got blown in the White House.
Biden got blow in the White House.
Snow White House
Cocaine found in "Blow Biden's" West Wing.
DC Police say they may never discover who left bag of cocaine labeled "Property Of H. Biden" at the White House.
Joe Biden: I sniff lttle girsl in the White House
Hunter Biden: I sniff coke in the White House.
Joe Biden:
If your crackhead son gets his felony drug charges dropped by the DOJ
... then you ain't black.<
Biden Fetterman 2024
It's a no brainer.
Joe Biden:
My girldfriend said I was a pedophile.
I aaid that's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.
Joe Biden:
I told you we would beat inflation!
Just look at the price of Bud Light.
It's much lowerer now than a year ago.
I want reparations from every moron that voted for Biden.
Joe Biden's build back better thing must be waiting on the building permits.
Whatever the question is, the answer is always:
racism, white supremecy, covid or climate change.
Teacher: For today's quiz, you need to answer the following question.
Name one thing the Biden regime has done right?
You have one week to come up with an answer.
Joe and Hunter Biden.
Sniff and Snort.
Everyone who can't afford groceries should be comforted by the fact we have the most diveerse administration in history.
I'm here to crash bicycles and economies ... and I'm all out of bicycles.
Joe Biden proclaimed the Afghanistan evacuatin was a success until he decided it was a failure and blamed it on Trump.
Joe Biden Threat Assessment:
Russia? No.
China? No.
Intelligence leaks? No.
MAGA Reepublican? An existential threat!
If I had a quarter for every smart thing I ever said I would have two dimes.
Rest assured: our nation has never been in more capable hands
end of line do not repeat smile and wave.
- President Joe Biden
News: Silicon Valley is laying off thousands of software engineers.
Reporter: Remember when you told laid off Keystone Pipeline workers to learn to code?
I prefer my guns the way Biden prefers his voters:
undocumented and untraceable.
Joe Biden's next presser will follow the Jeopardy format, Joe will provide the answers and then it will be up to the press to determine the questions.
Shut down that pipeline!
Shut down those refineries!
We are going to end fossil fuels!
High gas prices? Not my fault, Jack.
Nothing is BUILT, nothing is
I identify as non-Bidenary
Yesterday Joe Bidn had a meeting with his cabinet.
Pope: Mr. President, can you stay awhile?
We're not forcing you," they say.
It is far better to have swallow gallons of semen and succeedd
than to never have swallowd at all.
I'll never forget Kamala Harris and her great career advice:
From Deep Throat to Deep State, An American Journey.
Bringing back REAL jobs for Americans:
Super Bowl ruined as air force keeps shooting footballs out of the sky.
Americans have the same right to own the same firearms
that Joe Biden gave to the citizens of Ukraine, and left
for the Taliban.
Want to know why Biden is in Kyiv not East Palestine?
Jimmy Carter lived long enough to see himself
become the 2nd worst president ever.
I wonder if Polish people are telling Biden jokes?
I wonder if blondes are telling Biden jokes?
Just In Time:
What's white, higher than a weather ballooon and owned by China?
After two years of the Joe Biden presidency, "Food4Less had" to change their
name to "Less Food".
Joe Biden's America:
Biden / Harris 2024:
Yesterday I went to a restaurant and ordered
a Sloppy Joe. The server brought me top
secret classified documents.
This February contains two events: Groundhog Day and
the SOTU Address. One is a meaningless ritual in which a
clueless mammal prognosticates with no basis
in reality.
Join the Biden scavenger hunt!
Where will the trail to secret documents lead next?
In an unprecedent development, the FBI has now moved from Biden's
beach house and think tank to his high school locker.
BIDEN: More than half the women in my administration are women.
The idea that we're going to send in tanks to Ukraine, that's called World War III.
Why did President Biden choose to end the pandemic emergency declarations on May 11?
I spent 23 years as a Liberal. I had dozens of debates with
Conservatives and NEVER ONCE felt silencd or belittled.
This Just In:
Breaking News ...
I feel so stupid buying a safe when I have a perfectly good 2 car garage.
Jimmy Carter tearfully confesses that he has classified documents
in his heart.
The only truly secure document in D.C. is obviously Epstein's client list.
All I can tell you is that those classified documents were as secure as the border.
Kamala Harris wins Nobel Prize in economics for discovering
community banks are in communities.
GarageGate:
Ft. Knox to relocate gold reserves to area garages, officials say "If it's good enough
for classified documents, its good enough for us!"
Typical Joe Biden Speech:
I walked in on Hunter and his friends vaccinating themselves.
Biden being asked about keeping classified documents in an inecure locaton.
Mar-A-Lago vs. Car-A-Lago
Think your job is tough?
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Bidenflation
Kamala thinks prostitution should be decriminalized ...
since she got to the top on her knees.
911, what's your emergency?
How could the Washington Post be laying people off?
Inflation is so bad we can't even get a fair deal on a prisoner exchange.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer,
is screaming "Let's Go Brandon" for all to hear.
Biden is more corrupt than Nixon, more dishonest than Clinton,
and more incompetent than Carter.
The only African-American DNA found in Kamala Harris is from Willie Brown.
Joe Biden-The perfect person to represent the left.
Joe Biden and the Democrats want to remove any term that denotes gender.
Henceforth the term "Mr. President and First Lady" will be replaced with "Those two idiots in the White House."
I will believe Epstein killed himself
before I will believe that Biden got 80,000,000 votes!
Biden asks for:
At the White House Press Briefing
My son, married his brother's widow, cheated on her with
a stripper and got that stripper pregnant.
Kamala Harris says the Biden administration is committed to
making sure the coming nuclear Armageddon is equitable, diverse,
and affirming.
Biden F4etterman 2024
Man pretending to be woman visits man pretending to be president.
Joe Biden's new favorite flavor ice cream
Biden, Harris to make rare campaign appearance as duo to help Fetterman.
Joe Biden Oil Policy
Meet the Biden Crime Family:
Teacher says, every time Joe Biden speaks, a 401K loses $5,000.
Joe Biden:
What's the difference between the Biden economy and the Titanic?BR>
The Titanic had lifeboats.
I'm still looking for a post listing Biden's accomplishments.
FBI = Following Biden's Instructions.
Gas prices aren't up because Russia invaded Ukraine.
I can't believe it's WWIII season already,
I still have my "Covid" decorations up.
I can't believe it's "Lock Down" season already.
I still have my "Climate Change: decortions up.
Remember when libs said Trump was going to crash the economy and start WWIII?
By ending American Oil, we can reduce polution.
What do bureaucrats and over-regulaton get you?
So ... if shutting down Russia's pipeline is supposed to cripple their economy,
why did we shut down ours?
Teacher shortage, police shortage, border agent shortage.
Joe Biden, the Pedo Rican
If no mentally disturbed person should have an assault weapon,
should a mentally ill president have an army?
The Biden Psalm
Biden vows next hurricane to hit US will be named after a woman of color.
The people who actually believe that Biden has created a "strong
economic recovery" still wear masks alone in their cars.
Biden was on 60 minutes. I heard he asked how long the show was.
The only people to have prospered under Biden are drug cartels,
Ukraine, China and the Taliban.
Definition
Who knew that midterm elections cure disease?
Welcome To Florida
The whole time they were trying to impeach Fonald Trump over
a phone call - the FBI was holding onto images of child
pornography belonging to Joe Bidens' son.
No, Son ... damnit!
Congratulatons to those of you who did not have college debt.
My mortgage identifies as a student loan.>P>
College gets you a professional job.
Brace yourself.
The inflation reduction act has no effect on inflation,
so why don't they call it the global warming reduction act?
Conspiracy Theory or Not
Under Biden alone, the left has tried to redefine: woman, fetus, domestic terrorist,
insurrection, voter suppreson, illegal alien, anti-police, and now recession.
What a strategy! When you lose an argument, just change the dictionary!
Everything horrible that they said would happen under Orange Man ...
Biden. The quicker fucker upper.
I don't know what you right wing nuts are worried about.
It'll take years to get 87k IRS inspectors trained in diversity inclusion and equity.
At least 6 months of that will be making the gender pronoun name tags.
So you're trying to tell me that Trump is the Nazi, but you're going
to lock me in my house, take my guns, and censor what I say?
Biden. Pay more. Live worse.
Democrat Logic:
Typical Biden Speech.
Bidren's Press Secretary when talking to reporters.
We need a president who will unite our country and bring out
our best - not one who stokes division and brings out our worst.
Gas is up because you need to sacrifice for the liberal world order.
How to recognize a stroke:
Biden Blame Game:
How bad are President Biden's energy policies?
I wish folks wold quit asking if Biden can do anything more stupid.
If you eat today, thank a farmer.
Joe Biden Economic Recovery:
Joe Biden Economic Recovery:
The White House is now the "World's most expensive nursing home.
Breaking News:
Joe Biden:
Biden Economic Plan:
We went from America First, to begging the world
for Baby Formula and Oil in Iess than two years.
I've never heard 81 million people so quiet.
Breaking News:
The only thing in 2022 falling as fast as the economy,
is Joe Biden falling from his bicycle.
The bike crash left Biden confused and unstable.
Joe Biden blames his bicycle fall on the tires, too much inflation.
Would you rather have a president.who,can leap
across a Iimo and choke the Secret Service driver ...
Biden denies skyrocketing inflation because 'stocks are 25% cheaper now'
Folks, it's time we got serious about common sense bike control.
Running the country ... is like riding a bike.
Biden's America
People can't complain about gas prices ...
if there's no gas.
Can we keep the pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board of directors?
As Joe Biden boards Air Force One which holds 63,000 gallons of jet fuel
and burns one gallon per seond while in flight is telling us the planet
is doomed unless we buy electric cars which gets their electricity
from coal-fired power plants.
If Hillary can pretend that Epstien killed himself,
then Joe Biden can pretend the economy killed itsef.
Joe Biden wants to ban assault rifles?
Did you ever just look at Joe Biden and think ...
the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead?
If the woman Biden nominated can't define what a woman is...
why was it so important to nominate a woman?
You think your job is hard?
Why would I attack America?
Some people wouldn't know tyranny if it covered their faces,
locked them in their homes,
enacted the biggest wealth transfer in history,
censored them, made them show papers, and force medicated them.
Biden warns Russia that if they invade Ukraine,
America will evacuate haphazardly and
leave $86 billion in weapons behind.
If you think 6 more weeks of winter is bad ...
just think about 36 more months of Biden.
The government is pissed off at truckers for supposedly affecting
people's ability to earn a living.
Drop the mandates.
Q: Why is Biden upset that Russia invaded Ukraine?
If you do not know what you're doing, neither does our enemy.
Joe Biden has tested positive for the Moronavirus.
If we disguise the U.S. Mexican border as Ukrainian border, will Democrats defend it?
Remember when libs said Trump was going to crash the economy and start WWIII?
To help hide your ignorance, make sure your second in command can't speak
above a grade school level.
In support of Ukraine we are sending vaccines to Russia.
But-if you take out Putin, who will you blame?
Since I can't afford gas, I'll just go out and buy a $60k electric car.
Apparently every Progressive can afford a Tesla
but can't figure out how to pay back student loans.
Biden Narrative 1:
Biden Narrative 2:
Biden Narrative 3:
President Biden says inflation is Vladimir Putin's fault.
Federal officials have six reasons to bet inflation spike will pass.
Breaking:
Breaking:
If Putin invades Ukraine, and Xi moves n Taiwan, that could be
the opening for Biden to invade Canada and free their citizens.
Firing medical workers in a pandemic.
The State of the Union
It is time to ban fossil fools.
1 out of 3 Biden supporters are just as stupid as the other 2.
Joe Biden. Keeping the Dem in DEMentia.
Biden's approval rating among CNN empoyees sinks to all-time low of 98%
I identify as non Bidenary.
Joe Biden. Presidents day is cancelled until we find one.
Clever Americans begin dressing as Taliban to get free military grade firearms.
Why do we need a "voting rights" bill if "2020 was the fariest election in history?"
If aliens landed and said "Take me to your leader,"
can you even imagine how ebarrassing that would be?
Breaking News:
Which cleared out faster under Biden?
Joe Biden announced he will give away 400 million N95 masks.
The masks come in three sizes: Small, Medium and Virtue-signal.
Biden administration says it is working with Ukraine to make sure Russian forces
show a valid proof of vaccination before invading Ukraine.
Joe Biden's approval rating is down to 33%
which means 67% of Americans are just mad because they can't date him.
Since Democrats think you should have to show restaurants your medical
information to get a burger, Joe Biden should have to show Americans
the results of his Cognitive Test to be President.
Joe Biden has a better plan than Donald Trump to defeat Covid.
Stupidman
We put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter
fraud organization in the history of American Politics.
Joe Biden's plan to reduce the price of gas.
Biden Border Blunder
Build Back Better
Boost Back Bettter.
You never see anyone wearing a "Build Back Better" hat.
So far, the only thing Joe Biden has Built Back Better
is the Taliban.
Baby elephants are born weighing 250 pounds.
Let's just forget the whole "Build Back Better" thing.
When Biden talks about "domestic terrorists" he means
anyone who didn't vote for him.
When your heating bill skyrockets this winter and you can't afford
Christmas, remember ... we are Building Back Better.
Let's Go Brandon: (If Dr. Seuss wrote about Joe Biden)
Joe Biden is uniting the country ... in chanting "Fuck Joe Biden".
1961: Ask not what your country can do for you ...
At no point in history have the people forcing compliance been good guys.
Joe Biden is bilingual.
Joe Biden: It helps having a Vice President who makes the President look good by comparison.
Did you ever notice that when the right says Joe is stupid
it never gets fact checked.
Australia has little to be proud of these days,
but their media still laughs at Joe Biden.
Biden Judgement:
Joe Biden on synagogue attacker:
From now on, 'money laundering' will be called ... 'infrastructure spending'.
Advice to parents:
The government claims they can't locate illegal aliens for deportation.
Put this in your body or you will never work again.
What's the difference between Harvey Weinstein and Joe Biden?
Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach fish man, to a life time.
Must be nic to be able to eat ice cream as fast as you want
and not have to worry about brain freezes.
Joe Biden: Who needs 100 round magazines?
The only "supply chain" Biden won't disrupt is illegal aliens.
Nothing says you got the most "votes" in presidential election history
like random "eff you" chants breaking out at sporting events, oncerts and public gatherings.
Joe Biden is so stupid he thinks people chanting "Fuck Joe Biden"
means they want to have sex with him.
I don't follow the Billboard music charts - but "Fuck Joe Biden" has to be
the #1 song in the USA, right now.
If Biden getting more votes than Trump isn't proof of voter fraud,
then it's proof that ALL Democrats are racist.
Nothing says a successful military operation like leaving unarmed civilians
behind in the hands of terrorists and then killing ten innocent civilians.
January 2021:
Is it just me or is Obama's third term even worse than his first two?
Imagine, if you will.
Silver Alert:
Hey Biden. Even Forrest Gump knew to go back for Bubba and Lieutenant Dan.
With the withdrawal of American troops from Afghanastan,
Joe Biden is "Making the Taliban Great Again".
The Taliban opened up an army surplus store ... they named it Traitor Joe.
4 out of 5 servers regret switching Trump votes to Biden.
New U.S. Border Policy.
Biden can make America great again.
Thought For the Day
Joe Biden New Math:
I was eating breakfast with my lO-year-old granddaughter and I asked her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
We didn't realize an experimental drug therapy would kill tens of thousands
and then fail to stop Covid.
20 years after the terrorist attack on the twin towers in America,
the terrorists have been gifted with massive amounts of military gear and equipment.
Joe Biden's advice to parents:
Joe Biden is losing his patience with unvaccinated American citizens
while he couldn't care less about unvaccinated illegal alien invaders
he's been encouraging to overrun our country.
The left spent 4 years telling us how dumb Trump is,
then they drop Biden on us.
Hey, Biden.
Women in Afhanistan will suffer beyond our worst nightmares
because of the Taliban.
So far, the only thing Joe has "Built Back Better" is the Taliban.
Hillary slept as Benghazi burned.
Biden has more loose screws than a hardware store in an earthquake,
Attention Biden voters:
What Chinese products can you do without?
I'd rather believe there was voter fraud
than believe that we have this many stupid voters,
If the number of executive orders you've signed exceeds
your days in office, you might be a dictator.
9 out of 4 Dominion machines regret voting for Biden.
5 Things that can't be proven:
If you are going to assume I'm a racist because I support
Trump, I'm just going to assume you like to touch kids
because you support Biden.
Thought For The Day.
Dr. King's assassination did not have the worldwide impact that
George Floyd's death did.
Today would be a good day to remind everyone that it was Joe Biden
who leaked the identity of special ops Seal Team 6 which resulted
in their being targeted and shot down resulting in the deaths of 17
Seal Team 6 members and 22 Navy personnel.
Q: What is the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?
Q: What Chinese products can you do without?
The Biden administration announces major new agency:
We haven't seen mass murder sprees like this since the
last time Biden was in office.
Joe Biden at his last press conference:
Joe Biden's next presser will follow the Jeopardy format.
If Biden is the answer, how stupid is the question?
Let me get this straight ...
When Biden voters say, "I didn't vote for this."
It's amazing that in 4 years of Trump we had one major active shooter situation.
Joe Biden's new propaganda mouthpiece, Jen Psaki,
is to be known as Little Red Lying Hood.
Joe Biden removes his mask to cough.
Breaking News:
Breakng News:
Biden's America:
Joe Biden and the Democrats want to remove any term that denotes gender.
Henceforth the term "Mr. President and First Lady" will be replaced
with "Those two idiots in the White House."
The Uighur "genocide" is part of different cultural norms.
Biden didn't win and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Biden dozed, Texans froze.
Trump took down ISIS.
At a recent press conference, Biden announced:
At a recent press conference, Biden rolled up his sleeves
and announced, "I need to get back to work,
The "P" in Jen Psaki's name is silent.
Trump may have hurt your feelings, but Biden is
hurting your family, finances and your freedom.
Instead of donating his salary, Biden is
donating mine and yours.
This is how the Nazis took over GERMANY:
Guys, calm down.
In the news today, Joe Biden has released the complete
list of his cabinet picks. In response Mad Magazine has
filed suit, claiming to own copyright on the phrase
"the usual gang of idiots."
Accepting Biden is the same thing as teaching your
children that it is OK to lie, cheat, and steal.
Biden Proclimation:
Biden Before Election: We're eight months into this pandemic,
and Donald Trump still doesn't have a plan to get this under
control. I do.
Biden promises a nationwide mask mandate and womandate.
Biden has called for unity and healing.
If you believe that Joe Biden, who lost two attempted presidential
runs, then on his third attempt, hid in his basement and refused to
campaign, got the most votes in history ... you're way too stupid to
argue with.
Joe Biden has always wanted to be President.
The same people who tell you that Epstein killed himself
and all the cameras failed ... are the people telling you
that Joe Biden got more votes than Obama by not campaigning
and we don't need an audit to verify votes.
Donald Trump wrote The Art Of The Deal.
The case for Biden sainthood opened at the Vatican
after he raised millions from the dead on election day.
Q: Why didn't Biden get the virus?
Science has come a long way when you can take an Indian
and a Jamaican and get an African American.
If you elect me, I will fix the problems I've been creating
for the last five decades.
Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can
sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh,
thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department
or whatever, you know what I mean.
Joe Biden
If Biden wins the election will they change the name
of Air Force One to Con Air?
If I have 8 guns and Biden/Harris take 7, how many do I have left?
The same people who questioned Trump's mental health,
are unconcered about Joe Biden's mental health.
The riots are the largest "Joe Biden for President" rallies so far.
Biden for Placeholder 2020.
Biden's new slogan.
If I'm a racist for voting Trump,
you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Not all Biden supporters are pedophiles, but all of
them decided that groping children isn't a deal-breaker.
Democrats have given America an ultimatium.
Joseph Biden is the Loch Ness Monster of The Swamp.
Democrats started with about 30 candidates and Joe Biden
is the cream of that crop.
The only thing worse than Covid-19 would be Biden-20.
Joe Biden's debate strategy: Let's get ready to mumble.
Someone should decorate Biden's basement like the oval
office and tell him he won, he'll never know the difference.
Congrats Joe Biden.
I bullshitted and used blacks and minorities to get elected
and then did nothing for them.
Joe Biden will never be the man Michelle Obama was.
Covid unfortunately prevents Joe Biden from doing extended
in-person interviews as his wife Jill has explained in
several extended in-person interviews.
Joe Biden meme of the day.
Joe Biden's new campaign:
The Biden family is not for sale.
WHITE PRIVILEGE is when Joe Biden spends 40+ years making
drug laws like 3 Strikes, and targeting blacks with harsher
prison times for crack than coke, while getting Hunter Biden's
drug charges dropped.
Black Americans have been pointing to the 1994 crime bill
as an example of systemic racism for decades.
Joe Biden:
Joe Biden's new theme song:
Joe Biden for nursing home resident.
Patient: Doc. I can't find any alone time.
Reporter: What good have you accomplished in 40+ years of government service?
If Biden really wants to stop climate change he could
stop flying to speak to crowds of four.
I'm not a racist, I don't like Biden either.
If you're driving alone while wearing a mask, you don't
need a Biden 2020 sticker.
People saying that Elizabeth Warren should come to an
agreement with Biden and drop out don't seem to realize
how understandably hesitant she must be to sign a treaty
with a white man.
Hillary Clinton interview:
Biden is in 5th place. He's losing to an 80 year old socialist,
a gay soldier, and a fake Indian. Dude's literally getting
beaten by the Village People.
History will show that a dumbass with a pen
is more dangerous than a smartass with a tweet.
I'm confused.
Joe Biden:
JOB DESCRIPTION
JOB RESPONSIBILITIES
QUALIFICATIONS
BENEFITS
TO APPLY
Biden Harris Campaign:
And once Trump's gone and we have regained out rightful place
in the White House, look out if you supported him and endorsed
his actions because we'll be coming for you next.
PornHub (most popular)
Unless the border problem can be fixed by inappropriate giggles and blow jobs,
it's not going to be fixed by Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris will be an inspiration to young
girls by showing that if you sleep with
the right powerfully connected men
then you too can play second fiddle to
a man with dementia. It's basically a
Cinderella story.
Kamala Harris believed Joe Bidens accusers until she was
nominated for the vice-president position.
Kamala Harris believed Joe Bidens was a racist until
she was nominated for the vice-president position.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are on a boat together,
and it sinks, who survives?
Temperature:
Abraham Lincoln once asked an audience how many legs a dog
has if you count the tail as a leg.
Senator Marsha Blackburn: Can you define the word "woman?"
Teacher: What is 2 + 2?
Teacher: Tell me how many feet are a yard.
Mother who just gave birth: Is it a boy or a girl?
How was Billy Joel able to write "She's Always A Woman"
when he's not a biologist.
My son was dishonorably discharged for cocaine use, smoked
crack, impregnated a stripper, provided political immunity
for a corrupt Ukrainian gas company and blew off his child
support hearing.
At a recent press conference, Biden announced:
Damn, it's hotter than a spoon at Hunter Biden's house.
Hunter Biden picked up bags of Ukranian cash and all Ukraine got was another invasion.
Joe Biden created one job in 47 years. It was for Hunter Biden.
I am Hunter Biden and if I wasn't so high I would approve my dad's message.
Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden's Todo List:
Gas up so high, I had to cancel cable and stared watching the free news at the pump.
The CDC now recommends you wear your mask over your eyes when pumping gas.
Why is it only American oil that pollutes the planet?
Joe Biden has a WISHBONE where his backbone should be.
The $15 minimum wage crowd sure is quiet about $6 gas.
Tip to save on gas:
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to shut down an oil pipeline and then beg OPEC to produce more oil?
Biden releases 50 million barrels of oil from strategic reserve to help bring down gas prices.
Hey Joe, does imported oil pollute less?
My dad told me no Christmas this year because I voted for Biden.
Instead he's spending my present money on gas.
From energy independence for the first time in 50 years to gas
shortages in 4 months. Quite an accomplishment.
Gas prices are creeping like Joe Biden on a 12 year old girl.
Domestic Oil.
The price of gas is rising.
If Democrats are so opposed to fossil fuels
Gas prices are getting higher than Hunter Biden on a 3 day bender.
"After just 7 months in office, Americans have rated President Biden the 6th best
President ever."
These are the Details on the Ratings, according to Texas A&M:
If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.
My pronouns are: FJB/Let's Go Brandon
Followed by a conversatin with a chair and an argument with the window sill.
Joe: Depends.
Pope: Depends on what?
Joe: If I'm gonna stay awhile I'll need Depends.
"We're just taking away everything you need until you consent."
They call this "choice."
- Kamala Harris (probably)
If you want to get ahead, give head.
Kamala Harris.
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Rim Jobs
Kamala Harris
- Babylon Bee
- mKollen
Ohio doesn't launder the money.
- DC_Draino
Hunter Biden.
Open borders, cartels human trafficking,
Fentenyl, unlimited tax payer dollars for Ukraine,
American's war machine, a two tier justice system,
CRT in schools, China control of the U.S.,
woke military, destruction of the American way of life.
Make War Great Again.
The other involves a groundhog.
- CharlesLipson.com
Is this:
a) evidence of his creeping senility, or
b) a genius subtle dig at the transwomen in his aministration?
- StevenFHayward
- Joe Biden, March 11, 2022
Today, I am announcing that the United States will be sending Abram tanks to Ukraine.
- Joe Biden, January 23, 2023
That's when the Chinese virus warranty expires.
I became a Conservative 2 years ago.
Now I deal with more hate, censorship, character attacks and
lost relationships per month then the prior 23 years combined.
-XzvizerD
Chevrolet has announced that the new model Corvete will come standard with
a classified document storage container.
Biden to visit black church he attended growing up as a poor
Latino child raised by Cambodian lesbians in the Irish section
of New York City's Little Italy.
- LarryElder
- Jarvis_Best
Reporter: Why do you think Trump hid those classified docuents in your office?
Biden: 50 current and former heads of security agencies, MSM and my handlers say he did.
It's time to impeach Trump again.
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?
None! Cause ice cream doesn't have bones.
This is the unity we need!
- I did not have sex with those documents.
- Barack told me they were recipies.
How'd you like to be the sign language interpreter at Biden speech.
- Joe Tzu.
The Cost Of Voting Stupid
percent increase
49.6% gasoliine
37.3% used cars
24.1% utilities
12.5% meat, fish
6.3% electricity
4.2% transportation
4.1% shelter
Why shouldn't other women have the same opportunity?
I asked a Biden vboter to defend Biden without mentining Trump!
They've been reporting that Biden's economy is booming and
he's created millions of jobs ...
- TimRunsHisMouth
(Biden traded the Merchant of Death for an America hating woman basketball player)
He's a perevert, a criminal, an idiot who thinks he's brilliant,
a congenital liar, and has never done a productive thing in his life.
Covid Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty,
Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty,
Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, and Weaponizing the FBI Against Political Enemies Amnesty.
I've said this many times before,
We don't politicize the Department of Just Us.
He refuses to pay child support, but I like to go around
talking about how immoral Donald Trump is.
Its a no brainer.
- Babylon Bee
Disappoint-mint.
Scientists ar excited because sightings of Kamala Harris on the campaign trail
are less common than sightings of UFOs.
By ending American oil production, we can reduce pollution.
And by suppporting foreign oil production, we can get 10% for the big guy.
Sniff (Joe) and Snort (Hunter)
The price of gasoline went from $2.00 per gallon to $5.00 a
gallon because the economy is doing btter.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Gas prices are up because Joe Biden invaded the White House.
They were only off by one president, Joe Biden!!!
And by supporting foreign oil, we can get 10% for the big guy, Joe Biden.
Baby formula from Germany and oil from Venezuela.
Asking for a friend
Let's hire 87,000 IRS agents andfix everything.
Biden is my shepherd: I shall not sleep.
He maketh me to kneel down before the government: he leadeth me into deep waters.
He withers my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of communism for his wallet's sake.
Yea. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of confiscatory taxation, I will
fear more evil: for he spies on me: his FBI and IRS they prey on me.
He preparest a table before me for mine enemies: he filleth my neighborhood with
criminals and wetbacks; my debts runneth over. Surely hunger and poverty shall follow
me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the poorhouse forever.
- ofcTimAllen
Oh, and the Biden family.
- KidRockOfficial
Bidenflation. Noun. The cost of voting stupid.
If you voted for Biden, continue on to Cuba
- RedWingGrips
When I said "keep your powder dry" I didn't mean THAT powder.
You do now.
Cars get you to that professional job.
Auto loan forgiveness now.
For here comes the endless posts from millennials explaining why their
grievance studies degrees are public goods and worthy of loan forgiveness.
Because it has no effect on Global Warming either.
I prefer to believe that the 2020 election was stolen by thieving politician
than to believe that 81 million of my fellow citizens were stupid enough to
vote for Dementia Joe and the Whore.
- Glenn Beck
Has happened to you under Pedo Man.
Democrats close oil pipelines
Democrats close oil refineries
Democrats attack the fossil fuel industry
Democrats claim they can't control the price of gas.
And there I was at Ford's Theater watching Gerald get sworn in,
next thing I know, shots rang out, Abe's dead at the hands of a
white guy with an assauit weapon. And whats worse, Mary had a
little lamb, because Republicans wouldn't let her get an abortion.
Hold on! I'm not here to answer questions.
I've got talking points to cover.
- Joe Biden, October 12, 2020
Folks, let's get one thing straight;
The ultra-MAGA agenda has always been about taking away women's rights, in every single state.
- Joe Biden, June 29, 2022
Gas is up because Putin
Gas is up because lockdowns ended.
- twisted mouth
- arm paralysus
- Incoherent speech, like Joe Biden is doing a great job.
Who is to blame for higher gas prices?
Putin
Individual gas station owners
The guy who changes out the numbers on the signs
Dinosaurs, for going extinct and not hanging around to make more oil.
Well, let's put it this way ... he makes Jimmy Carter look like a freaking genius.
I think he's taking that as a challenge.
If it's on your table, thank a trucker
If you eat in peace, thank a veteran
If you can't afford to eat, thank Joe Biden.
When the peasants start complaining that they can't afford gas ...
Tell them: Let them buy Teslas.
The cost of a 4th of July cookout in 2021 is down $0.16 from last year.
,
The cost of a 4th of July cookout in 2022 is up Sl0.18 from last year.
50 Cent changes name to 85 Cent to adjust for inflation.
Record Label Explains: Re-branding move reflects current economic conditions.
Diary from hell (daughter).
Laptop from hell (son).
Presidency from Hell (Joe).
1) Close small businesses.
2) Force them to lay off their employees.
3) Allow business to reopen and rehire their employees.
4) Call it "Record Job Growth".
Putin again signs a decree to raise prices in the United States.
No, wait. That was before the crash.
or a president who falls off a bike while coming to a stop?
C'mon man. It's not a joke. You know ... the thing.
Shortage of baby food.
Surplus of baby jabs.
He can't even ban telemarketers and everyone wants that.
Try being the sign language interpreter for Biden.
- Kevin Sorbo
You already have Democrats for that.
- Vladimir Putin
Did they forget they've been doing that for the past two years?
Honk! Honk!
- LaurenBobert
The mid-terms are coming.
A: That is the country where he launders his money.
- Joe Biden
They were only off by one president (Biden).
- Joe Tzu, Biden's Art Of War
Trump. We'll always have Trump.
- Chani_the_great
Inflaton isn't happening.
Inflaton is temporary.
Inflaton is transitory.
Inflation is good.
It's your patriotic duty to go bankrupt.
Inflaton is transitory.
Inflation is good.
Inflation is caused by corporate greed.
Inflation is Putin's fault.
There's no inflation
It's just a little bit
It's transitor
W need governmental price controls.
And justlike $7 bacon, most people aren't buying it.
Inflation's silver lining: higher salaries.
Biden: Make no mistake, inflation is largely the fault of Putin.
Take the bus, don't buy in bulk, try lentils instead of meat, nobody said this would be fun.
Putin to delay invasion until Biden delivers weapons to Ukraine for Russia to capture.
Biden to deploy Trans Team Six to Ukraine to stop Russians ...
- RealMattCrouch
- ScottAdamsSays
Firing truck drivers in a supply chain crisis.
Firing police in a violent crime crisis.
It's not incompetence. The destruction is intentional.
Biden was chosen to make sabotage look like incompetence.
In the coming New Year, 2022, both Groundhog Day and the State of
the Union address will occur on the same day.
This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless
ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little
intelligence for prognostication . . . The other
involves a groundhog.
Olympic Games Beijing 2022
News Outlets are reporting that the US bobsledding team named their sled
"BIDEN" because nothing has ever brought America downhill quicker.
The stock market, U.S.Embassies or store shelves?
- BillMaher
- Stalingrad_Poor
- RealMiniAOC
- BennyJohnson
First, Joe Biden will destroy the economy of the United States.
Second, Joe Biden will admit that fighting Covid is better left up to the states.
Faster than a speeding sloth.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Able to trip up stairs three times in a single flight.
- Joe Biden
Beg Back Better
Brought to you by people who have never built anything.
They are the biggest babies on earth except for Biden supporters.
You just "Put It Back The Way You Found It" and leave it alone.
I do not like your mental haze.
I do not like your leftist ways.
I do not like your son on blow.
I do not like you sleepy Joe.
2021: Vax not and your country will come for you!
He speaks English, and is fluent in Stupid.
Advisor: Hey, it worked for Obama.
Biden rushes to judgment when a white kid defends himself from white attackers.
Biden says we shouldn't rush to judgement when a black man who posts on social
media about killing white people, then drives through a Christmas Parade killing 6
and injuring dozens.
I don't think there is sufficient information to know why he (a Muslim) targeted
that synagogue (on the Sabbath)m why he insisted on the release of someone
(a Muslim) who's been in prison for over ten years and why he was using
anti-Semitic and anti-Israeli comments.
The FBI willl continue to search for the motive until tey find the
White Supremacist responsible.
Just chase school board members into bathroom stalls while
filming them.with your iPhones and the DOJ won't bat an eye.
- NoahPollak
But they can find them to give them money.
Who said it better, Joe Biden or Harvey Weinstein?
- Stacy_Rudin
Harvey Weinstein only wanted to fuck a few actresses, Joe Biden wants to fuck the whole country.
- Joe Biden
Me: Who needs 25,000 troops for an inaguration?
- CatTurd2
How else do you explain that a white man received more votes than a black man?
26,000 troops sent to rescue 535 congress members hiding under desks from
people with flags and red hats.
September 2021:
5,000 troops being sent to rescue 15,000 American citizens hiding from
Islamic terrorists who were just handed a list of their names by the
Biden administration.
- IAmRickyDiaz
A country run by an alzheimer's patient and a whore.
78 year old male wandering in DC thinks he is president.
No Trespassing
Violators will be processed and released
with a free bus ticket to American destinations of their choice.
All he needs to do is leave America and take his supporters with him.
Presidential Thief Joe Biden promised he would not leave a single American man, woman or child behind enemy lines.
Promises made, promises kept.
He isn't leaving behind a single American.
He's leaving behind thousands of American men, women and children.
- Cynical Pessimist
A budget of 3.5 trillion isn't going to cost Americans anything.
Because, magic money.
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out
of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have
another year of Bullshit."
We didn't realize that if we announced to Mexico our southern border was open
we would be overrun.
We didn't realize that if we pulled out of Afghanistan in the middle of the
night without notice, leaving billions in sophisticated military hardware behind
for the Taliban to just pick up and use against our allies, these murderous
terrorists would take advantage of that.
We didn't realize that if we cut off oil production, gas prices would skyrocket.
Our intelligence was bad.
But our stupid was PERFECT.
This is NOT the bumbling mistakes of a senile old man.
The entire chain of command participated in this. TREASON
"Make sure that your child is masked when they leave home"
RESPONSE:
Make sure your child isn't chucking illegal guns in dumpsters while
impregnating strippers while strung out on heroin with fraudulent
identification in a rental car, cashing checks from foreign governments
using your name. Then talk to me about parenting, geezer.
The Taliban just beat the US Government without F-15s or nukes.
How was your vacation?
Hundreds of thousands of "feminists" took to the streets to protest Trump.
Where are they now?
Biden vacationed as Afghanistan fell.
Please put your sign back up in your yard so the illegals know
where to stop for food and shelter.
Joe Biden
Ghosts, Leprechauns, Bigfoot, Aliens and 80,000,000 Biden voters.
In 1939 if Hitler had proclaimed that Jews were carriers of the
Covid-19 virus, and that his science advisor Dr. Mengele had
proclaimed that Concentration Camps were the only way to prevent
the spread of the virus, then today's Democrats would be wearing
swastikas on their masks and goose-stepping to their leader.
- Joe Biden, Presidential-Thief.
A: His Dementia.
A: Joe Biden.
FINEMA
Federal
It's
Not an
Emerency
Mangement
Administration
Does everything FEMA does, but it's
definitely not an emergency.
- Michael Z. Williamson
"My answers were not scripted, smile, turn and ask for another question."
Joe will provide the answers and then it will be up to the
press to determine the questions.
A guy builds a wall to keep everyone out ...
Then another guy comes along and takes it down, then,
blames the first guy because everyone is coming in ...
you need to reply, "You did!"
But under 2 1/2 months of Biden, we have had at least a half dozen already.
Get the picture yet?
This is the guy who's going to save us from the virus.
CNN reports that Joe Biden was dodging sniper bullets on his way
up the stairs to Air Force One.
Joe Biden has tested positive for the Moronavirus.
Open borders
Closed schools
- Joe Biden
Biden took down Dr Suess and Mr Potato Head.
"Just like Bernie, I'm all for making the minimum age 15."
His handlers quickly corrected him.
"Wage, Joe, the minimum wage, you idiot."
because those jobs aren't going to kill themselves."
Same goes for the "P" in President Biden.
- They banned Guns.
- They got rid of God.
- Banned church services.
- Burned bibles and books in the streets.
- Tore down statues.
- Burned the flag.
- Got rid of any and all history they did not agree with.
- Got rid of the public police so only the rich could afford it.
- Put their country in a state of fear.
- Created domestic terrorist organizations that got rid of anything
and anyone that disagreed with the "brown shirts" AKA Hitlers bully boys.
He's only nuked our oil and natural gas industries ...
and handed our power grid over to China ... and destroyed tens ofthousands
of jobs ... and raised insulin and epinephrine prices ... and invaded
Syria while China is flying bombers over Taiwan.
It's only his first week.
German Measles. OK
Spanish Flu. OK
Ebola Virus. OK
China Virus. RACIST
Biden After Election: There is nothing we can do to change the
trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months.
That's why ALL Democrats are making enemies lists and
contemplating reeducation camps for Trump supporters.
- William Layne
Too bad he's not here to enjoy it.
Considering the amount of election fraud, Joe Biden's
puppet master can write The Art Of The Steal.
A: He went around sniffing everyone.
- Joe Biden.
- Joe Biden.
As trustworthy as a Chinese hooker with an itchy crotch and a runny nose.
48. I had some absentee gun registrations come in late.
Joe Biden, the man who doesn't know what day it is,
what office he is running for, or much of anything else.
I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
Vote for them to destroy America or they will destroy America.
I'm Joe Biden and I approve this message.
- Donald Trump Jr.
Non-essential employee of the month every month for 48 years.
Now I'm endorsing Joe Biden to do the exact same thing.
- Barack Hussein Obama
If you're not rioting and looting ... then you ain't a Democrat.
We stood by and did nothing as we watched our colleagues
let their cities burn to the ground, but don't worry.
We are here to fix things now.
The ChiCom's already bought them!
So the Democrats nominated for president the guy who wrote
and sponsored the bill.
Joe Biden.
And when I'm elected President, I'll send in the
Salvation Army and the Old Navy to stop the riots.
If you like subpoena colada's and getting caught in Ukraine.
Therapist: Have you tried a Biden rally?
Joe Biden. Will you shut up man? You lying dog-faced pony soldier.
We already know.
Reporter: If Joe Biden were to choose you for his
vice president, what's the very first thing you
would work on?
Hillary: His obituary.
Joe is sending generators to Florida instead of solar panels and wind turbines.
I'm here to crash bicycles and economies ...
... and I'm all out of bicycles.
Job Posting for Senior Biden Administration Scapegoat
White House Office of Human Resources, June 13 2022
Consistently operating with innate flaws and a toxic culture, the Biden Junta as a whole has managed to scrape by as a inept political presence through routines that could only be described as incompetent dumpster fire that is burning as violently as the Great Chicago Fire. Are you our O’Leary cow?
As Senior (office of one) Administration Scapegoat, you will work alongside all Junta departments and Cabinet Offices on all projects, all of which were absolutely doomed from their inception, thanks to poor leadership, blatant nepotism and, inexplicably, something you did.
If you’re a recent graduate of a diploma mill or HBCU feeling hopeless about the future, or just a deeply broken human - we want you! Learn more about the role and what it entails below.
Everything
And so much more
An IQ at least as high as the average Democrat voter (70-75)
Bachelor’s degree from an education institution that put you in significant debt.
Experience with overbearing parents who are continuously disappointed.
Proven three-plus-year track record of being from somewhere other than here.
Able to work independently on projects that were originally designed for four or five people.
Demonstrated history of taking the blame for things that are assuredly not your fault.
Capacity to ingest and absorb passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) emails.
Familiarity with a feeling of total and absolute desperation
Must have semi-reliable transportation, so we can claim that the only reason we didn’t deliver our promise to control inflation or caused an international incident that leads to possible nuclear stand-off, is because you were late that one time.
Applicant cannot identify with any cherished (oppressed/under-represented) group.
In no case, does the WH wish for a member of a cherished group to become the fall person for administrative ineptitude or programmatic failures.
Middle-aged white men preferred; other hapless, over-educated, entitled expendables will be considered.
Salary commensurate with experience, but... it’s going to be low.
401K company-match after a year, because we know you won’t be here by then.
The legal minimum number of PTO days will be given, and maybe a few holidays, but definitely not the progressive ones
Occasional work-from-home allowances. It’s not a benefit, but we’ll treat it like one.
Scream into the void.
If nothing and no one responds, then send us your résumé and a well-crafted cover letter that we’ll never read.
If we think you might be a good fit, we’ll respond with an incredibly finite number of interview slots for some time in the next twenty-four hours, thus allowing you no time to prepare or consider whether you actually want the role.
Apply today to be our Senior Junta Scapegoat. We can’t wait to blame you for our mistakes.
Kamala Harris:
Joe and the Hoe
The sniff and blow tour
- Kamala Harris, June 18, 2020
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris - interracial couple fuck entire nation.
America!
The temperature outside has dropped to President Biden's approval rating,
but with the wind chill, it feels like Vice President Harris's.
Ketanji Brown Jackson:
Believe all women.
Believe some women.
What's a woman?
When they answered 'five,' Lincoln told them that the answer
was four. The fact that you called the tail a leg did not make it a leg.
- Thomas Sowell
Ketanji Brown Jackson: I can't. I'm not a biologist.
Ketanji Brown Jackson: I can't. I'm not a mathematician.
Ketanji Brown Jackson: I can't. I'm not a podiatrist.
Doctor: I don't know. I'm not a biologist.
- Jen Psaki, 10/19/20
Hunter Biden's infamous laptop confirmed in New York Times report
- New York Post 03/17/22
But it's all Trumps fault.
- Joe Biden
"I'm sending Hunter Biden to Texas, he's a pipe expert."
His handlers quickly corrected him.
"Joe, they have cracked pipes, not crack pipes, you idiot."
- Ben Shapiro
Apple laptop $2,000
Computer repair $250
Not paying bill for PC with corruption evidence on dad.
PRICELESS!
crack
hookers
call China
pickup laptop
GASOLINE:
Instead you got $8/gallon gasoline.
My wife went to fill up her car with gas ... and her car fainted.
- Senator Kennedy of Louisiana
- EricMMatheny
Don't vote for Democrats.
A: One! Joe Biden.
Americans consume 20 million barrels of oil per day, so tha should help for 2 1/2 days..
Thanks Biden.
Or is it that you get a kick back from it?
Asking for America.
The new Ivermectin.
If everyone stops driving for 2 weeks we can flatten the curve.
why do all their kids work for Ukrainian gas and oil companies?
I know you will find this hard to believe, but ... from a total of 46 US Presidents,
Biden is rated as the 6th best. The Texas A&M's Public Relations Office released
this statement:
- Reagan, Lincoln, and Trump tied for first,
- Twenty-three presidents tied for second,
- Seventeen other presidents tied for third,
- Jimmy Carter came in fourth,
- Barack Hussein Obama came in fifth, and
- Joe Biden came in sixth.
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