Vote - Voting - Elections

Vote nobody for president. Nobody tells the truth!

Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
- Ambrose Bierce

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Sir Winston Churchill

If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.
- Orson Scott Card

Vote RED
Remove
Every
Democrat

Vote Republican.
They may not be perfect, but the other side is insane!

In New York you have to show a photo I.D. to buy canned whip cream, but not to vote.

Liberal Logic:
RACIST: Require ID to vote.
NOT RACIST: Require ID (proof of vaccination) to leave your home or patronize a business.

Republicans repress the vote by:
- Requiring citizenship
- Requiring identification
- Limiting the vote to once per election
- Requiring the voter to be a live and a real person

It's not election fraud .. it's treason.

It's unacceptable to ask people to get a free government ID to vote.
It's acceptable to make a vaccine passport mandatory in order to travel!

DEMOCRAT PROOF OF ELECTION FRAUD:
By their own logic, Democrats are telling us that Barack Hussein Obama was an illegitimate President...
We are informed on a daily basis by Democrats and their propaganda arms the Mainstream Media and Hollywood that rampant 'Systemic Racism' exists throughout America.
Ok.
Consequently, it would be impossible for a black man, like Barack Hussein Obama, to become President in a predominately white country filled with this 'Systemic Racism', unless they cheated with ballot harvesting.
Twice.

And just like that, the same people that complained about election interference for four years suddenly say election interference isn't possible.

In mail-in impeachment vote, Senate convicts Trump 159,873 to 3.

Mail in touchdowns came in overnight between 3-5am, resulting in the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl 33-31.

Gas prices are shooting up faster than a Biden vote count at 2am.

The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year from before you leave the womb, right up until you vote Democrat.

Stay Ignorant, vote Democrat

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for life.
Give him someone else's fish and he'll vote for you for life.

I vote Democrat, because I'm pro-choice ...
... except on schools, guns, trade, health care, energy, smoking, union membership, light bulbs, plastic bags, Walmart, what kinds of food you can eat, ...

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'Once I am elected.'"

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to live under the laws they've passed.

There should be a two term limit for all politicians. The first term in office, and the second term in prison.

Well, it's day 165 of "15 days to flatten the curve." Just 66 more days until the election, and lockdowns will end.

I'm no longer calling it Covid-19.
I'm calling it the election-infection.

You might be a Democrat if you think 12 Russians can influence the US elections, but think 12.5 million illegal aliens can't.

And just like that Democrats went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.

We are one election away from open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full term abortion nationally.
We are fighting evil.

Fun Fact: Kids voting in the next presidential election are the same ones eating Tide Pods.

After an election a woman lamented that her husband had just voted Democrat for the first time. An irate progressive asked "What was the matter with that?"
The woman replied, "My husband died two years ago!"

Let's get something straight ... when your party has the MSM in the pocket, chances are you did not lose an election because you "failed to get the message out".
You got the message out. America rejected your message.

Liberal Logic:
Democrats: "We need to stop foreign influence in elections."
Democrats: "Non-citizens have a right to vote in elections."

Liberal Logic:
Claims the election is not rigged until they're just losing, then complain about rigged elections.

Liberal Logic:
Denounce corruption, and then vote for the corrupt.

34 people died in Chicago this week from Covid gunshot wounds.
They will be voting by mail.

Closing the border will create a shortage of meth, heroin, MS-13 gang members, and new Democrat voters.

To get into the Democrat National Convention, you must have an ID card with a picture ... yet the Democrats refuse to require an ID when it comes to the vote.
I wonder why?

Public Saftey Announcement:
Please don't drink or drive or text or vote Democrat.

You can rest assured that if illegals voted conservative that the leftist Democrats would be on the border building a wall faster than a teamster on methamphetamine!

If I die from Coronavirus, don't let me vote Demcrat.

If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

The political party who lost 33,000 emails wants mail-in voting.

If you voted for Obama because he's black, you're a racist
If you voted for Hilary Clinton because she's a woman, you're a sexist.
If you voted for either one just because they're a Democrat, you're a dumb ass.

Protect your city from mayhem.
Don't vote Democrat.

Democrats want open borders, because Americans don't vote for Democrats anymore.

Democrat leader: Why would we fund a wall that keeps our voters south of the border.

Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; she thinks that they are racist.
You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.

The left is now protesting fences or walls around cemeteries claiming their voter base can't get out.

If Democrats thought for one minute that illegals were voting Republican, you'd see the border wall from space!

Neither Russia or Facebook had any influence on who I voted for in 2016.
But the Democrats have ensured that I will never vote Democrat for the rest of my life.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give a man a welfare check, a free cellphone, food stamps, section 8 housing, a six-pack of beer, a crack pipe, and some Air Jordan's, and he'll vote Democrat the rest of his life.

Republicans who stay home elect Democrats.

Grandma was a loyal Republican until the day she died. Ever since, she's voted Democrat.

The left wants us to fill out paperwork and submit our entire life history in order to exercise our 2nd Amendment rights ...
But showing I.D. to vote is suppression.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

I vote Democrat because I deserve the fruits of your labor.

I had an uncle that lived in Chicago who voted Republican all his life. He passed away a few years ago and now votes Democrat.

Democrat Policy:
Why would I fund a wall that keeps our voters south of the border?

Democrat Motto:
It's really simple, if Americans won't vote Democrat then we will import people who will.

My son asked for a ghost story on Halloween, so here goes ...
Every four years the dead rise from their graves and vote Democrat.

You know how to tell when there is voter fraud in Chicago?
Gravestones have more than one "I Voted" sticker.

Illegal immigrants caught voting should be stripped of their citizenship.

Vote Democrat: Ill Eagles Matter.

Liberal Nightmare:
Vote for a woman because of gender.
Or don't vote for him/her/ze/??? because gender is a social construct.

10 out of 10 terrorists are voting Democrat.

A taxpayer voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

The people who are against voter ID would like to see your vaccine passport.

Democrat Election Reform:
Democrats favor expanded mail-in voting and drop boxes, ballot harvesting, banning photo I.D., and allowing non-citizens to vote in local elections.

Democrats want cemetery gates banned.
They say it's voter suppression.

Speaker McCarthy introduced a No Registration Without Respiration Bill, which would require voters to prove hey're breathing. Democrats immediately screamed "voter suppression."

In the event of a Civil War, I'm not afraid of the 81 million Biden voters. Half are dead or don't exist!

Let's vote ourselves out of rigged elections.

Elon to stay as Twitter CEO after counting mail-in votes.
- Babylon Bee

Don't worry about the election, we will count votes just like we count Covid-19 cases.

Pollster: If the 2024 election were held today ...
Voter: we might know the outcome by then.

November Vote:
Change your clock back on Sunday.
Change your country back on Tuesday!

How Republicans deny people their right to vote:
- Require citizenship
- Require identification
- Must not vote more than once
- Must be alive

Liberals Love: Requiring a card that reveals private medical information to eat in a resturant.
Liberals Hate: Requiring a card that verifies your identity to vote.

Betty White:
I wasn't going to vote for Democrats in 2022 ... but now that I'm dead I probably will.

Sporting Goods Store:
Fisherman: Wait ... You mean I need to show a photo ID to get a fishing license?
Clerk: Well, yeah, mister. It's not like you're just voting for President or something.

Why is the left okay with a Covid-19 card, but fights hard against voter ID?

Treason - Texas Democrat Style:
As Democrats in the Texas house, we're appalled that Republicans want to pass a voter ID law ... and require matching signatures on mail-in ballots!
They say it's just common sense and will make "cheating" more difficult.
But in fact, they fear a legitimate democratic process, and simply want to supress people s right to be counted!
So we fled the state to keep them from voting.

If you can hack a pipeline, you can hack a voting machine.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for life.
Give a man someone else's fish, and he'll vote for you.

If you can loot in person, you can vote in person.

If you think voter ID is racist, but a vaccine passport is just fine, you need some serious help thinking through public policy.
- Senator Rand Paul

If voter ID is racist then Vaccine Passports are also racist. Make up your mind, Democrats.
- Rep. Lauren Boebert

Coffin For Sale!
One owner, slightly used.
Been cleaned and sanitized.
Three years old. No longer needed. Owner was brought back to life to vote for Biden in election.
$500 or best offer.

Make MS-13 Great Again.
Vote Democrat.

Make America a shithole!
Vote Democrat!

Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks they are racist.
You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.

Voting for Democrats is black folks revenge for slavery.

Q: Why is voting like going to the movies?
A: Because you suspend your disbelief and hope what comes next doesn't suck, and they're both filled with ridiculous fantasy.

Q: Why can’t we vote the bastards out?
A: Because we didn’t even vote the bastards in.

Q: What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
A: The Republican actually voted, the Democrat just protests against the results.

Q: What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?
A: The Republicans sometimes double-cross the voters. Democrats always double-cross the voters.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything.
- Josef Stalin

Remember to vote early -- and often.
- Al Capone

If the gods had meant us to vote, they would have given us candidates.
--Jim Hightower, radio commentator and author

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
- Jay Leno

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
- Kin Hubbard

It is cheaper to buy legislatures than to buy voters.
- Albert Nock

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
- Emma Goldman

In most places in he country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.
- Dick Gregory

The poor have voted Democrat for 50 years. They are still poor.
- Charles Barkley

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
- Laurence J. Peter

In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc.
- Ann Coulter

Unfortunately the Democrats only "respect" two things: illegal votes and other people’s money.
- James Woods

Nobody should fear death. It happens to everyone. I just hope once I’m dead and buried that I don’t vote Democrat.
- Dangerous Troll

A politician solves every problem before election but very few after.
- Richard. H. DeRoy

If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?
- Kevin Sorbo

It's truly astonishing that some guy hiding in the Ecaudorian Embassy did more for truth in this election than all of the American press.
- James Woods

The U.S.Government knows election interference when it sees it. We're experts. We've been interfering in other countries elections for over 60 years.
- Rob Schneider

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
- George Bernard Shaw

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen.
- George MacDonald

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
- Ambrose Bierce

Now that we’re just about a year away from the Presidential contest, it’s time for our elected officials to take a break from working together on the serious issues facing our country, and turn to partisan politics.
- Pat Saja

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them.
- Lily Tomlin

You have reached the Russian foreign embassy.
Your call is very important to us.
To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1.
To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2.
To request election interference, press 3 and wait until the next election campaign.
Please note that all calls are recorded for quality improvement and training purposes.
- video posted on Russian Foreign Ministry’s Facebook and Twitter pages

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