INTERNET HUMOR PAGES

Covid-19 - Coronavirus - China Virus - Wuhan Virus - Pandemic - Plandemic

CDC announces deadly new "ElectionYearIcron Covid Variant.

Imagine if you will a virus so smart it attacks every four years during presidential elections.

Covid-1984

The 12 days of Covid:
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 cancelled plans
11 face masks
10 sanitizers
9 cases of wine
8 zoom calls
7 mental breakdowns
6 feet apart
5 curbside pickups
4 quarantines
3 travel restrictions
2 Karens complaining
and a massive shortage of TP

Dear Plexiglass:
Than you for protecting me from the cashier who just touched every single item I'll be taking home with me.
This period in history will be know as the Dumb Ages.

Everyone thinks they would be Oscar Schindler if they had lived in Nazi Germany.
Covid has shown that most people would support the Nazis.

Just remember:
Covid was never bad enough to shut down the border.

Imagine a virus so deadly that it doesn't affect those who don't give a shit.

I comply because I want it to end.
It's because you comply, that it will never end.

If they could count anyone who died that had a positive COVID test a "Covid Death" ...
Then we can call anyone who dies with the vacine in them a "Vax Death."

The best part about being a conspiracy theorist is not having myocarditis.
- James Cintolo, RN FN CPT

What does Dr. Fauci love about overtime in the NHL playoffs?
Sudden death!

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci.
- ElonMusk

NO ONE who took the shots was able to give informed consent because the RISKS were CENSORED, the benefits were FALSIFIED, and it all occurred under state and corporate COERCION.
EVERY single shot was an ethical CRIME and medical malpractice.
- FiatLuxGenesis

Hey-sorry you lost your job b/c of the vax that doesn't work and your grandmother died alone and you couldn't have a funeral and your brother's business was needlessly destroyed and your kids have weird heart problems-but let's just admit we were all wrong and call a truce, eh?
- DocMJP

People killed with rifles in 2020 454 SOURCE: FBI Crime Report fbi.gov
Covid Vaccine deaths in 2021 20,622 SOURCE: vaers.hhs.gov

Every Democrat voted against a mandate to vaccinate those crossing the boarder. Every single one. Tell me more about the science.
- CarmineSabia

We did it!
We finally beat Covid!
279% spike in Miscarriages
487% spike in Breast Cancer
551% spike in Guillain-Barre Syndrom
269% spike in Myocardial Infarction
468% spike in Pulmonary Embolism
291% spike in Bell's Palsy
437% spike in Ovarian Dysfunction
680% spike in Multiple Sclerosis
This is what success looks like.
- DrLoupis

 

Breaking news:
Fully vaccinated individuals can remove their sseond mask while driving alone as long as they put a Biden bumper sticker on their car.

New Government Covid Motto:
If you don't comply, w'll make sure you die.

When people do their own researh before purchasing a house or a car, they're considered a smart consumer.
When you do your own research before putting something in your body, you're called a conspiracy theorist.

The masks don't work unless everyone wears one.
The vaccines don't work unless everyone has one.
The lies don't work unless everyone believees them.

If Fauci has Covid, then Covid ... has finally met it's maker.

10 years from now you will hear commercials that say "if you took the Covid 19 vaccine you may be entitled to compensation."

I feel in every fiber of my being that I have nothing to fear from Covid.
Because feelings make things real, I am identifying as vaccinated.
Thank you all for your support on my journey. Embracing one's true identity is never easy.
And if you question me, you're a bigot.
- DrKarylynB

Let's be clear.
Trudeau is freezing people's financial ability to feed their families under martial law because they refuse to be injected against their will by a drug with no long term studies.
If that isn't a dictatorship, what is?
- DC_Draino

Wash your hands to freezing your bank account in just 2 years. It's been quite a journey to keep us safe.
- JamesMelville

It's not a booster.
It's the 4th shot of a product that already failed 3 times!

Fauci lied, millions died.

Fauci - Lord of the Sandflies

Kevorkian was an amateur compared to Fauci.

The science of the lambs:
It puts the needle in its skin or else it wears the mask again.

Omicron deaths worldwide have skyrocketed from 0.0% to 0.00%

When you rearrange the letters of "Omicron' it spells 'moronic.'

Alec Baldwin has still killed more people than the Omicron variant.

If a paper mask could stop a virus, my underwear could stop a fart.

Vaxtard - A person who thinks Covid vaccine actually works.

My rights don't end where your fear begins. No mandate.

CDC Credibility.
Did it die with Covid, or because of Covid.

A new variant has been discovered.
It's called "anothercon".

Covid researchers determine the science has changed after carefully examining poll numbers.

"Science" didn't change.
Lies stopped working and midterms got closer.

The Covid Virus appears to be mutating into a Totalitarian Dictatorship.

The Omicron Variant reportedly has mild symptoms like sorenes and exhaustion.
The same thing you'd feel after a hard days work ...
No wonder the liberals are terrified of it.

Are there 12 step programs for people addicted to the Covid narrative?

Let me know when the pandemic has gotten serious enough to close the southern border. Until then, I'll just live a normal life.

Food trucks shoud park outside restaurants that require passports.

I know I sound crazy but if I had 3 polio shots in a year and still got polio ... I'd have some questions.

Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19 ... or does that only work for climate change?

When you're wrong, or caught lying, you must say what al good propagandists say, "The science has changed."

Covid is a deadly pandemic. It killed science, logic, evidence-based medicine and common sense.
- DrEliDavid.

You know who hasn't wished death, job loss or imprisonment on anyone?
The unvaccinated.
- DTPpodcast199

How to avoid a viral pandemic:
Don't fund research on it.
And stop listening to the guy who funded it and lied about it.
- Elisa1121

If we're "at war" with COVID, then withholding life saving medicine from Americans is akin to a war crime.
Who is responsible? How high up does this decision go? People should be in prison for killing Americans.
- CharlieKirk11

Florida has issued "Stay At Home" orders for all residents of New York, Illinois and Michigan.

I'm scheduling my booster for Februarty 14th so at least someone is sticking something in me this Valentine's Day.

What is the difference between a drug cartel and the government?
A drug cartel doesn't force you to take their drug.

When the TV tells you an ICU ward is at 90% capacity.
St. Georges is the largest UK hospital and only has 18 ICU beds, so 90% means 16 people.

Sorry folks, you need a vaccine passport to enter.
Our customers only like catching Covid from the fully vaccinated.

For those of us who actually DO understand science, the news that a chain link fence is no protection against a swarm of mosquitoes is not really news at all.
But thanks for two needless years of misery anyway, #CDC
- James Woods

Sunday school question.
Who killed Goliath?
_ _ v i d.
Covid.

When you're on the same side as the dude who approved beagle uos be locked in cages so their faces can be eaten alive by giant sandflies, with the dofs having their vocal chords severed so they cannot cry out in pain ...
You're probably not on the side of the 'good guys'.
- PrisonPlanet

Imagine releasing a product that doesn't properly do what you promised it would do...
and then blaming the malfunction on people who did not purchase said product...
whilst telling those who bought it that they must buy it again every few months.
- ZubyMusic

If Pfizer can take 75 years to releae their data on safety, then I'm going to take 75 years to decide if it's right for my body.

Florida has issued "Stay At Home" orders for all residents of New York, Illinois and Michigan.

Reminder:
If you have:
Ebola, meningitis, conjunctivitis, strep throat, measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis, tuberculosis, hepatitis, shingles, mrsa, chicken pox or a cold/flu/cough,
You may still:
Travel, go to work, go to school, go to a restaurant, go to a gym, go to the bar, go to a mall, go to the grocery store, go to the theatre, and go to a concert.
That is all. Carry on.

Some hospitals claim to be so full they're turning away unvaxxed patients. But if they keep turning away the unvaxxed, who keeeps filling the hospitals?
- kSorbs

If science was never questioned, you'd still be drinking cocaine, giving kids cough syrup with heroin, spraying people with DDT, and smoking the cigarette brand your doctor recommended.
- overeignWellnessSRQ.com

Restaurant: No shot, no service.
Cusomer: No problem. I can cook at home and save money. Let's see which one of us survives.

Our staff need to be fully vacinated because our customers like catching Covid from the fully vaccinated.

Ironic that in 2021 to eat at McDonald's you need a health pass.

The funniest part of all the pandemic punditry is that our data was so bad, only the people who interpreted it incorrectly made good predictions.
- ScottAdamsSays

If a nurse with years of medical training is willing to get fired from her job instead of taking the jab,
... I'm going to follow that medical advice.

Tonight on unsolved mysteries, we investigate why no one ever tests positive for an old variant after a new one comes along.

And the Grinches heart grew three sizes that day
and then he died, because that's a serious medical issue.

You've got your two shots.
You've got your two boosters.
You're double masked, and yet nothing has changd.
How stupid do you feel?
You don't feel stupid at all.
Why?
Because you're stupid.

I'm not anti-vaccine. I might have gotten one. I wanted to wait and see how it worked. But then you shut down all other treatments. And then you insisted people shouldn't be allowed to work without one. Now you insist boosters are needed. I've seen all I need to see.
- JesseKelly0C

If you have ebola, meningitis, conjunctivitis, strep throat, measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria, pertussis, tuberculosis, hepatitis, shingles, MRSA, chicken pox or a cold/flu/cough, you may still travel, go to work, go to school, go to a restaurant, go to a gym, go to a mall, go to the grocery store, go to the theatre and go to a concert.
WITHOUT A PASSPORT That is all. Carry on.

If you still need a booster after being fully vaxxed, still need to get tested after being fully vaxxed, still need to wear a mask after being fully vaxxed, and still get hospitalised after being fully vaxxed...
It's probably high time you admitted that you've been fully conned.

I can't believe there are still people out there who actually think they are going to die from catching a cold. The level of manufactured fear created by the media is beyond criminal ... it's inhumane. People are losing their minds.
- TheMarcitect

I just want to say one thing about Coronavirus, This is the longest something made in China has ever lasted!

It feels a tad bit excessive to be in an official state of emergency while CA hosts the Super Bowl, the Rose Bowl, and the Oscars and the governor goes on a book tour.
- Jennifer Sey

The NFL is 95% vaccinated, the NBA is 97% vaccinated, the NHL is nearly 100% vaccinated. All three leagues are still overwhelmed with covid cases & hitting new covid case highs. So how is @JoeBiden arguing vaccines will end covid? The pro sports leagues prove that's 100% a lie.
- ClayTravis

If your product requires fear, coercion, bribery and government mandates to sell then maybe your product is shit.

2020 Health Professionsls: Heros for working without the jab.
2021 Health Professionals: Villians if they won't get the jab.

I think we should be asking the question: How healthy is one mentally if they live in constant fear of the air they breathe?
- JakeMaverick5

"The Pandemic" did NOT cause a mental health crisis for our kids. The Pandemic RESPONSE did!

United States Flu Cases (according to the CDC)
38,000,000 2019-2020 flu season
1,822 2020-2021 flu season
Feeling scammed yet?

< FDA Approved does NOT mean scientifically proven. It means business deal made.

At no point in history have the people forcing compliance been good guys.

Since "No Guns" signs work so well, all we need are "No Covid" signs.

The people making horse jokes are the same ones being injected by something that couldn't even make it past the animal trials.

The problem with natural immunity is it's free.

We've witnessed the birth of a new secular religion:
Covid-19 is the devil.
Government is 'god'.
Scientists & experts are high priests.
Masks are magical talismans.
Vaxxination is baptism.
Challenging the dogma is blasphemy.
Thou shalt 'follow The Science' or be punished.
- zuby

Government *could have* given away vitamins A, C, D, zinc, ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine at stadium drive thru sites & pop up clinics in churches nationwide. Life would have already returned to normal. But health was never the goal because there is no money & power in that.
- uTobian

If it worked and was safe, you wouldn't need to mandate, force, decieve or threaten those who question.

Before you laugh at people who believe in Santa, just remember, some people believe in the Covid Jab.

The Covid virus is about to have more strains than marijuana.

Aren't you scared of Omicron?
Aren't you tired of playing scamdemic?

Corona Virus Lockdown (house arrest and martial law)
I want to thank the government for protecting me from a flu with a 99.99% recovery rate by completely destroying my livliehood, my job, my income, my marriage, my family, my health, my freedoms and my liberties!

A preson that is vaccinated, but tests positive for covid, can attend events, etc.; but a person who is unvaccinated and tests negative for Covid, will be denied.
This isn't about Covid anymore.
- 1BaddieBri

Nothing says it's "completely safe" quite like "if you don't take it we will force your employer to fire you!"
- EmeraldRobinson

Patient: I'd like a medical exemption for a treatment that can cause heart issues and death.
Doctor: Can you provide a good reason?

Nine million people die annually of starvation.
Three million of them are children.
This isn't considered a crisis, but a virus with a 99.98% survival rate has changed the entire planet.
You've seen a collaborative worldwide effort to vaccinate every human being, but never a worldwide effort to feed every human being.
This has never been about your health.
Wake up!

Biden°s regime is letting 2 million unvaccinated illegals into America. And firing any member of the US military who doesn't want to get vaccinated. You know it's not about your health, right?
- SebGorka

You're being told you need to get vaccinated to prevent the hospital system from being overwhelmed by the very same people firing hundreds of thousands of healthcare workers and creating a hospital staffing shortage.
Are you getting it yet?
- LindseyLoveWellness

When did "my body, my choice" become "my body, your choice"?

If you're wearing a scrap of cloth to avoid breathing the same air as nearby human beings, and feel the need to harass strangers about their health history, you should consult with a professional to see if you're a paranoid germophobe, or just an obnoxious asshole.
- Michael Z. Williamson

Don't call me anti-vaxxer,
The name's Mrs Doubt Pfizer.

The same people accusing the "anti-vaxxers" of getting all their information from YouTube are now getting their medical advice from Big Bird.
- Kekromaner

By declining the vax I am 100% safe from adverse reactions and 99.8% safe from Covid. I'd say those are pretty safe ods. I'm happy with that.

Mass non-compliance is the only way to end this.

You comply because you want it to end.
But it's because of your compliance that it will never end.

How are they going to normalize five year olds having heart atttacks?

Kinda rapey to force someone to put something into their body that they don't want -and classic predatory behavior to gaslight them when they refuse, imo
- GayToad

You won't get fired for jerking off on a zoom call, but being unvaccinated is where corporate draws the line.
- rising_serpent

The protected need to be protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected to use the protection that didn't protect the protected.

It was supposed to be a battle against the pandemic to protect the people.
It became a battle against the people to protect the pandemic.

The quicker I give all my rights away, the quicker I will get them all back.......said the person who never read one history book in their entire life.

More conservatives are deciding not to get vaccinated after learning liberals will stay away from them.

"15 days to flatten the curve" just became "3 jabs to feed your family."
Are you ready to resist tyranny yet?

Anyone know when the stupidity curve is supposed to flatten.

I'm not "anti-science" for refusing to wear a mask.
"Anti-science" would be reading the label on a box of masks that says "does not protect against viral infections" and still wearing one.

Scared individual: OMG! We're in the middle of pandemic. What do we do?
Government: Start firing hospital staff.

IF the claims about the unvaxxed all dying and overrunning the hospitals WERE true, THEN there'd be no need to threaten & fire hospital staff who refuse to get the vaxx, since they would all see how well it worked and DEMAND it.
- Legalman

I taught medical ethics for 5 years. There is no ethical reason for taking a treatment for somebody else. It's an unethical, immoral, and criminal construct. You can only prescribe a medication for someone who can benefit from it, and it's up to them whether they take it or not.
- JohnCunnington5

I'm so old that I remember when vaccines actually stopped you from catching diseases.

Restaurants in San Francisco refuse to serve the unvaccinated.
However, they don't mind people pooping on the sidewalk out front.

Daughter: Mom, why do people eat chicken soup when they're sick?
Mom: Because it's a much better solution than using an illness as cover to impliment global communism.

Doctors, nurses and health care workers everywhere agree:
We're glad it's Biden and not the fascist Trump forcing us to get the covid shots.

I can't wait until the 5th wave when the people with 4 shots are blaming it on the people with 3 shots.

Dr. Fauci says:
Don't forget to wear a thick coat this winter so the person next to you doesn't freeze to death.

Dr. Fauci says:
I did not have financial relations with that lab.

Democrats can't decide:
Is healthcare a human right or can they deny healthcare to their political opponents.

Democrat Hypocrisy:
They believe that healthcare is a basic human right while denying healthcare to the unvaccinated.

One of the symptoms of the new variant is having no symptoms.

Apparently Covid is the first virus in human history that doesn't spread at award shows, ruling class galas, and obnoxious birthday gatherings on Martha's Vineyatrd.
- @TheBradfordFile

Kids in NYC should show up to school without a mask today and say "Oh I'm sorry I thought this was the Met Gala."
- BethanyShondark

A safety reminder:
Remember the Nuremberg code?
It was put in place so people would never be forced or coerced into medical treatments ever again!

Leftist: Trust the science!
Concerned Citizen: Okay. This Nobel Prize-Winning scientist thinks shots are extremely dangerous.
Leftist: Not that science!

The vaccines are so effective that you need a booster shot, and so safe that the FDA won't approve the booster. Do I have that right?
- Michael Knowles

Imagine the outrage if the state enforced weight loss mandates for the obese to relieve the health care system.

If you're an anti-vaxxer, here are some jobs that don't require the vaccine:
1. The White House
2. The CDC
3. The FDA
4. Moderna
5. Pfizer
6. The WHO
7. Johnson & Johnson
Just don't ask why the people who made the vaccine and the ones who want to force you to take the vaccine aren't required to take the vaccine.

Victoria:
New South Wales:
suicide deaths 444, Covid deaths 0
Yup. Covid is a serious problem.
Aren't you glad your government is providing protection from the pandemic?

2020: Anyone claiming there will be a vaccination passport is a conspiracy theorist and their dangerous misinformation must be stopped!
2021: Anyone opposed to a vaccination passport is a conspiracy theorist and their dangerous misinformation must be stopped!

238 years ago we froze and starved in order to defeat the largest military force on earth to build a free nation.
And you surrendered it because you were afraid of getting sick.

Does it make sense now?
Anthony Fauci put $500 million of our dollars into that vaccine. He owns half the patent. He has five guys who are working for him who are entitled to collect royalties from that. So you have a corrupt system and now they've got a vaccine and it's too big to fail.
- Robert F. Kennedy, jr

The 1905 Supreme Court decision that is being used to support vaccine mandates was also cited for forced sterilization, eugenics, and banning of interracial marriage.
The result of the original case was only a $5 fine and no loss of real freedom for one man.

Instead of terrifying children with masks and socialist distancing, why not just delcare schools to be Covid Free Zones?

Hypocrisy: Claiming that healthcare is a basic human right while saying the unvaccinated should be denied healthcare.

Looks like the only way to get the U.S. Government to keave you alone is to be in Afghanistan.

Sorry doc. If you think it's a "good idea" to jab poison in my arm made by a corporation that ONLY profits if I get sick, you shouldn't be making decisions on my health.

Forget Covid-19 and ponder this:
If you enter a public restroom with your cloth mask on, you end up with the fecal bacteria (and fecal particles) of hundreds of strangers embedded in your mask, strapped to your face, and given a warm, wet environment all day.
- @aRabbitOrDuck

NOTICE: Proof of being UNvaccinated REQUIRED
We have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity. Thank you for pondering.

Almost 800,000 registered sex offenders in the US and they don't carry a card because it violates their privacy,
but you want us to carry a vaccination card?

You keep saying that me not wearing a mask is killing you.
It's been months. How much longer will it take for you to die.

Studies show most Americans trust Dr. Pepper over Dr. Fauci.

6 facts about all 3 vaccines
1) None are FDA spproved.
2) All are considered experiental.
3) None have completed initial research trials.
4) All were allowed to skip animal trials.
5) None will complete a research trial for 2-3years.
6) All are free of liability even if one kills you.

Can someone explain to me how the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is happening again ths year, after they all died last year?

The final variant is called communism.

Let me get this straight in my head! I can have aids, chlamydia, gonorrhoea, ebola, hepititis, menningitis, conjunctivitis and any other transmittable disease ... and I can travel, eat in a restaurant, attend concerts, etc.
But, if I haven't had a shot for Covid 19 (aka nasty flu virus), I'm barred?
Seriously?

Transmission of Covid-19 occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include the suspension of rational thought, distrust of friends and neighbours and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights in exchange for the perception of safety. Cognitive dissonance, in the unquestioning belief in politicians who are known liars, is a common symptom in nearly all patients. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

When the State shuts down millions of private businesses but doesn't lay off a single government employee, it's not about your health.
When the State bans dentist visits because they're unsafe, but deems abortion visits are safe, it's not about your health.
When the State prevents you from buying cucumber seeds because it's dangerous, but allows in person lottery ticket sales, it's not about your health.
When the State prevents you from going to church but allows rioting and looting, it's not about your health.
When the State tells you it's dangerous to go golf alone, fish alone or be in a motor boat alone, but the Governor can get his stage make up done, and hair done for 5 TV appearances a week, it's not about your health.

I wear a mask to protect you, so you need to wear one to protect me.
Thats so nice of you! Truly! Then if we're on the topic of protecting each other, that's why I carry a firearm. To protect YOU if something went down. Do you carry a gun to protect me?
Well, no.
Why not?
Because it's a gun... I don't want to.
Ah, so then you understand freedom of choice, I see, as well as personal freedoms.
Well, I don't want a gun because...
It doesn't matter. If it could protect ME, you should do it... right? And I carry because my own safety is my responsibility. And I would never expect someone else to keep me safe. Do you see how stupid you sound now?

Have you been vaccinated?
Yes.
But you 're being told you have Covid.
Yes.
Can you still get Covid even if you've beeen vaccinated?
Yes
Then how do you know you got Covid from the unvaccinated?

Fauci Says:
To defeat Delta Variant, experts recommend doing alll the things that didn't work the first time.

Congress: Investigation
Rand Paul: Did you order the Gain-Of-Function research?
Anthony Fauci: What difference at this point does it make?

Los Angeles reinstitutes Mask Mandate amid concerning spike of Freedom.

Before 2020: My body, my choice.
Now: You have NO choice! Are you vaccinated yet?

If your shot works, why do I need one?
If your shot doesn't work, why do I need one?

If masks actually worked, they would have been banned just like hydroxychlorquine.

Tell me more about how a virus can escape from a level 4 bio-lab, but can't get past a mask you can make out of an old handkerchief.

The real reason why China is denying that Covid came from their lab is because 3 million deaths is an embarrassing underachievement for communism.

A new study suggests a boot stamping on a human face forever may help prevent the spread of Coronavirus.

In not "anti-science." Anti-science is reading the label on the box of masks that says "Does not protect against viral infections" and still wearing one.

I feel in every fiber of my being that I have nothing to fear from COVID.
Because feelings make things real, I am identifying as vaccinated.
Thank you all for your support on my journey. Embracing one's true identity is never easy.
And if you question me, you're a bigot.
- @Drkarlyn8

It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is,
it doesn't matter how smart you are.
If it doesn°t agree with experiment, it's WRONG. ...
and
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.
- Richard Feynman on the Dr. Fauci's of the world.

Go ahead and smoke. Nobody has died of cancer or heart disease since the coronavirus came around.

The one statistic nobody in the Media, Political world, or Health/Medical fields can fudge or lie about, is the number of deaths in the United States.
In 2019,there was NO Covid-19: The number of USA deaths: 2,854,838
With 2 weeks left in 2020, and a supposedly catastrophic virus pandemic raging the past 10 months, the number of USA deaths stands at: 2,835,533

Dr. Fauci warns:
For your continued safety, you need to double mask and limit the numbers of looters allowed in each store.

I've decided I'm a transvaxxite.
This means that I identify as having been vaccinated even thought I haven't actually been.
Vaccination is a spectrum and you are a bigot if you don't accept me for who I am.

Transvaccinated:
I am not actually "vaccinated," but I identify as someone who is "vaccinated."

I just had my first shot, gonna get my second one as soon as the waitress comes back.

You want me to wear a mask to protect your health?
Do you want me to jog to help you lose weight too?

 
COVID
 FakeNews a year ago  FakeNews
 a year ago
 Now
 vaccinated can spread Covid  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 vaccinated are susceptible to
 new variants and reinfection
 conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 Covid vaccines can cause blood
 clots and other serious side effects
 conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 3rd and 4th shots  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 new shots every year/half a year  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 shots for young children  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 total segregation of the society  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 camps for the unvaccinated  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 unvaccinated banned from work  conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 reduced access to medical care
 for unvaccinated
 conspiracy theory  hoax  truth
 secret contracts between Pfizer
 and government
 conspiracy theory  hoax  truth

COVID RISK/BENEFIT ANALYSIS YES NO
Will it stop me getting covid? NO
Will it stop me spreading covid? NO
Has it been long term safety tested on humans? NO
Have there been any deaths and injuries caused to date? YES
Are the makers liable for any damage or injury cause? NO
Analysis Summary: High Risk/Low Benefit
Any questions

Real Pandemic Staged Pandemic
Everyone knows seriously ill people in their direct family or community. 'cases' are only known from media reports or other stories.
Hospitals and medical centers in the entire country are overrun. Short-time work and empty hospital beds. Increased numbers of worried patients in medical centers.
There are many, many dead people. Unchanged mortality rates compared to previous years.
Politicians and Doctors do everything to calm down people. Politicians create panic in order to intimidate people.
Every helping hand is welcome during the emergency; people search for facts. Renowned scientists are being ignored and publicly ridiculed in the mainstream media.
There are no organized profit takers. Negotiated deals behind closed doors lead to multi-billion dollar profits.
Everyone is striving for a fast end of the pandemic. Clear guidelines aim to communicate a timely All-Clear. Evolving insights, ongoing modification of requirements and ever-changing rules and regulations extend the pandemic.
People are afraid to die and do everything to protect themselves. Politicians try to enlighten and prevent any over reactions. People are more afraid of punishment. Regulations are maintained by applying social pressure, enormous fines and police enforcement.

Instead of DEATH rate ... Let's look at Covid SURVIVAL rate
Here's the percentage of "world population" that have NOT died from Covid19
COUNTRY SURVIVAL RATE
UK 99.972%
Belgium 99.944%
Spain 99.956%
Italy 99.957%
Brazil 99.935%
Africa 99.9959%
Australia 99.99669%
USA 99.954%
China 99.967%
India 99.9935%
Data Sources: World Health Organization (WHO),
John Hopkins Covid Resource Center, Wikipedia, google

Government Order
NON-ESSENTIAL ESSENTIAL
family fake news
friends inaccurate PCR test
freedom PCR test
human rights fear
small businesses government control
churches dying alone
childrens sports economic collapse
music lessons miltary presence
weddings alcohol
funerals Walmart
breathing Costco

Governor Newsom's New Lockdown Metrics
1.5 million recall signatures complete reopen
1.0 million recall signatures partial reopen
.50 million recall signatures lockdown
.25 million recall signatures lockdown

Government then and now:
2021 2023
Take the shot or we will fire you,
starve you, take your children,
put you in camps and leave you to die
without medical treatment.
Nobody "forced" you to take the shot.

CDC claims the virus escaped from a level 4 biolab but it can be stopped with a homemade mask.

My mask protects Ukrainian pregnant men from climate change.

We lied about everything last time, but this time you can trust the science.

13 million canceer scan missed in2020.
But the dance routines were awesome.

Due to a disturbing rise in freedom, we are reimposing mask mandates.

What's the difference between a drug cartel and the government?
A drug cartel doesn't force you to take their drug.

When the fear mongering over Covid dies down, it's time to ratchet up the fear mongering over climate change.

Which pathogen harmed more children?
Covid -19 or Randi Weingarten and the American Federation of Teachers?

A locked down nation with wide open borders defices all logic.

The longer I remain unjabbed the more evidence I see supporting my decision.

Compared to Anthony Fauci, Reverend Jim Jones was a piker. Jones only persuaded barely over 800 to drink his Koolaid. Anthony Fauci persuaded millions to drink his Koolaid.

Pre Covid myocarditis ran about 4 cases per million.
Post Vaccine, myocarditis is now running at 25,000 per million and rising.
... I wonder what changed ... it must be global warming, better get an electric vehicle.

You've got your two shots.
You've got your two boosters.
You're double masked.
And yet nothing has changed.
How stupid do you feel?
You don't feel stupid at all.
Why?
Because you're stupid.!

ABC News:
Rise in heart disease may b explained by extreme weather conditions.

The new improved Covid vaccine will protect you from Climate change.

After he steps down, Fauci will be putting the finishing touches on his upcoming autobiography "I’m the reason your kids can’t read, you lost your job, and your parents died alone."
- iGhaworth

The goalposts will keep moving as long as they know you will obey.

Are you a farm animal or a Pharma animal?

Mother: Is the vaccine safe?
Doctor: Yes of course.
Mother: My daughter has been having chest pains.
Doctor: Your child has Myocarditis.
Mother: What caused this to happen?
Doctor: Climate change.

Dr. Fauci's lastest lie.
I did not have financial relations with that lab.

Wife to husband: What's wrong? Is it the booster shots?
Liberal husband: That's impossible, it must be climate change.

They somehow managed to demonize coughs, sniffies and having no symptoms at all...
But normalized strokes, blood clots, neurological disorders and 'died suddenly'.

Ten years from now you will hear commercials that say "If you took the Covid19 Vaccine between 2020-2021 you may be entitled to compensation."

Liberal: We never said it would stop transmission.
Conservative: Yes you did.
Liberal: We never said it would prevent infetion.
Conservative: Yes you did.
Liberal: Look, over ther. There's a war in Ukraine.

CDC now recommends wearing a life vest even when you are not near any water.

Liberal Logic/Liberal Science:
This is a no-smoking restaurant, you won't be able to smoke while walking to or from your table, but only at your table.
How does that work?
Like the masks.

Liberal Logic/Liberal Science:
If you wear two swimsuits you can pee in the pool this summer.

Liberal Logic/Liberal Science:
You should wear a seatbelt at all times, even when you're not in a car.

Bill Gates, the person that believes the world is overpopulated ... wants to save your life with a vaccine.

I don't understand how this virus got so bad when there are so many middle-aged women with healing crystals
@ArtfulTakedown

VIRUS
1957-1958 H2N2 originated in China
1968-1969 H3N2 originated in China
1997-2004 H5N1 originated in China
2003 SARS originated in China
2006 Bird Flu originated in China
2009 Swine Flu originated in China
2013 Porcine Pestivirus originated in China
2019 Covid 19 originated in China

VOX January 23, 2020: The evidence on travel bans for diseases like coronavirus is clear: They don't work.
They're political theater, not good public health policy.
VOX April 23, 2021: Vietnam defied the experts and sealed its border to keep Covid-19 out. It worked.
How the country has kept coronavirus deaths to just 35, and grew its economy in 2020.

How crazy is this?
I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer, and it came out as a rum and coke.

I don't want to give up on anyone, but if you believe you're going to be killed by fresh air, sunlight, and hugs, we might have to move forward without you.

Many conservatives have decided to avoid the vaccination after learning liberals will avoid them.

Oxymorons:
found missing
open secret
small crowd
act naturally
fully empty
pretty ugly
original copy
only choice
liquid gas
social distancing

Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that only work for climate change?

Since Medical Dictator Fauci believes that 2 masks protect you from the China Virus, I wonder if he believes that 2 swimsuits will protect you from pee in a swimming pool?

I saw a guy at Starbucks today.
No iPhone, no tablet, no laptop, no book, no mask.
He just sat there.
Drinking coffee.
Like a psychopath.

Is anyone able to explain to me why the people working in testing centers don't have to isolate for fourteen days after finding a positive case?

Daily Covid Check:
At 5:00pm open a bottle of wine, smell it, then pour it in a glass.
If you can smell it and taste it, you are good.
Celebrate by finishing the bottle.
You are welcome!

Masks are the new tin foil hats.

Imagine if you will a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it, for a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know you have it.
- you are now in the twilight zone.

Wearing a mask into a restaurant just to sit down and take it off?
Is like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.

Covid regulations state you must now wear a mask to legally walk through a field of dead people.
If you still believe this is about your health, congratulations your indoctrination is complete.

According to the government... If I get vaccinated:
1.- Can I stop wearing the mask? - NO!
2.- Can they reopen restaurants, pubs, bars etc and everyone work normally? - NO!
3.- Will I be resistant to covid? - Maybe, but we don't know exactly, it probably won't stop you getting it.
4.- At least I won't be contagious to others anymore? - No you can still pass it on, possibly, nobody knows.
5.- If we vaccinate all children, will school resume normally? - NO!
6.- If I am vaccinated, can I stop social distancing? - NO!
7.- If I am vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands? - NO!
8.- If I vaccinate myself and my grandfather, can we hug each other? - NO!
9.- Will cinemas, theatres and stadiums be reopened thanks to vaccines? - NO!
10.- Will the vaccinated be able to gather? - NO!
11.- What is the real benefit of vaccination? - NO!
12.- Are you sure it won't kill me? - NO!
13.- If statistically the virus won't kill me anyway ... Why would I get vaccinated?" - To protect others.
14.- So if I get vaccinated, the others are 100% sure I'm not infecting them? - NO!
So to summarise, the Covid19 vaccine...
Does not give immunity.
Does not eliminate the virus.
Does not prevent death.
Does not guarantee you won’t get it.
Does not prevent you from getting it.
Does not stop you passing it on.
Does not eliminate the need for travel bans.
Does not eliminate the need for business closures.
Does not eliminate the need for lockdowns.
Does not eliminate the need for masking.
So...what is it actually doing then?

The CDC says the flu is almost nonexistent this year because of wearing masks and social distancing.
The CDC says COVID-19 is out of control because no one is wearing masks and social distancing.

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago held a press conference recently:
We need to remind those of you who will be out shooting in Chicago this weekend of the importance of wearing a mask in order to keep yourself and others safe!

Tell me again how this virus escaped from a Level 4 Biolab, but you're going to stop it with your daisy print home made mask.

Covid is a true killer.
So far it’s killed the flu, cancer, heart disease - it killed the ability to think, logic and common sense.
It killed the economy, the working class, and millions of jobs.
It killed millions of businesses, human connection, love and compassion.

MASKHOLE: [(mask) + (hole)]
a person who believes citizens must relinquish their freedom(s) in the name of 'the greater good' as defined by their Government;
a person who assimilates into a propaganda-perpetuated lifestyle;
a person who disregards scientific evidence;
a person who chooses to follow faulty statistical models;
someone who lacks critical thinking skills.

If a $1,200 stimulus changes your life, imagine what a job will do.

When will they realize everyone is jobless and stuck at home with nothing to do but overthrow their government?

If your government asks you to walk with a finger in your ass because the virus is now anal, what are you going to do?

Just wear the masks. - time passes
Just let the government track your location - time passes
Just let them inject you - time passes
Just give them your guns - time passes
Just get in the boxcar.

What do you miss most?
A) Indoor Dining
B) Sporting Events
C) The U.S.Constitution

45 our of 50 U.S. Governors did NOT force Covid-19 infected patients into nursing homes ...
but five of them did:
Andrew Cuomo, NY
Tom Wolf, PA
Phil Murphy, NJ
Gavin Newsom, CA
Gretchen Whitmer, MI
The five of them caused nearly 40% of ALL Covid-19 deaths in the United States!

Coronavirus Timeline of blame.
December 14, 2019: World Health Organization (WHO) protects China by lying that the China virus is not contagious.
December - February: Schiff's Senate Security Council ignores China Virus threat because they are working hard to impeach Trump.
January 21, 2020: The first American diagnoses with Chinese virus is in Washington State.
January 21, 2020: Schiff continues to ignore the China Virus threat.
January 29, 2020: Trump forms Chinese Virus task force.
January 29, 2020: Schiff continues to ignore the China Virus threat.
January 31, 2020: Trump bans travel from China.
January 31, 2020: Schiff continues to ignore the China Virus threat.
February 6, 2020: Trump is acquitted. Biden calls Trump Xenophobic for China travel ban.
February 6, 2020: Schiff's continues to ignore the China Virus threat.
February 7, 2020 Pelosi calls Trump racist. Tells people to come visit Chinatown and get infected with Chinese virus.
February 7, 2020: Schiff's continues to ignore the China Virus threat.
March 30, 2020: Pelosi says Trump fiddled with the virus and people are dying.
March 30, 2020: Schiff's continues to ignore the China Virus threat.

To those turning in your neighbors and local businesses, you are doing the reich thing.

If masks work, why do we need to anti-social distance?
If anti-social distance works, why do we need to wear masks?
Since neither works, why aren't we revolting and overthrowing the oppressive government?

Do NOT vaccinate health care workers first. If the vaccine fails, we are all in trouble. Vaccinate politicians first. If we lose a few of them it won't matter.

The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't then the country is safe.
- Monika Wisniewska, Polish author.

Day two of Covid diagnosis and I feel I'm losing my sense of taste. A Taylor Swift song came on and I thought it was pretty good.
Heading for ER now.

Make no mistake, COVID is deadly.
In less than six months it has killed over 70% of our freedom.

Patient: Doctor. When do you think Covid 19 will be over?
Doctor: I don't know. I'm not much into politics.

Patient: Doctor. When do you think Covid 19 will be over?
Doctor: Dammir. I'm a doctor, not a politician!

The casions are now offering curbside pickup. Call ahead and they come out and take your money right from your car.

Keeping colleges closed this fall is far more likely to stop the spread of communism than it is to stop the spread of Covid.

PSA: Due to Covid-19 we're asking that people riot from home and destroy their own property.

The same leaders who are willing to allow thousands of undocumented migrants across our borders with zero testing for disease now want all Americans to pass an "immunity test" for COVID in order to be able to come out of their homes. Let that sink in.

If we manage to wipe out the China virus during hot weather, we can tell the liberals that global warming killed it and watch their heads explode!

Schools closed down during the pandemic.
Proving they were never essential.

2020:
The year the abbreviation M.D. changed to Medical Dictatorship.

The WHO and the CDC now recommend that we all wear blindfolds along with our masks to protect us from seeing what is really going on.

Corona Virus:
Do you know what it's called when the rights of the community are more important than the rights of the individual?
Socialism!

Corona Virus is so strong, the only humane thing to do is release murderers and rapists. But if they even think about opening a business, we arrest them and throw then in jail!

If masks work, why do businesses need to be closed?
If they don't work, why are we forced to wear them?

Breaking:
The CDC warns that COVID-19 death toll may surpass the Clinton body count.

PERSON: There's a 98% chance of you surviving Covid-19 if you catch it.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Just get in the coffin.

Planned Parenthood: More effective at killing people than Covid-19.

So I can ride the packed subway to the packed Walmart to touch the food everyone else touched, but I can't go to my manufacturing job or sit in a restaurant for a meal or shop for clothing in a store?
Just checking. Wanted to make sure we've gone COMPLETELY INSANE.
- Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii

April Fools' Day is cancelled this year because NO made up prank could match the unbelievable crap going on in the world right now.

Why aren't movie stars saving the world from COVID19?
They are experts on everything else.

I Lost My job
But, I'll sleep Better Knowing
S25 Million Of Covid-19 Relief Aid Went to the Kennedy Center
$35 Million Went to Refugee Resettlement
$75 Million Went to PBS
$25 Million went to Congressional Salaries and expenses
Thanks, Democrats
It couldn't have happened without you!

What's the acceptable distance to be away from someone else when they poop on the street?
Asking for Pelosi's district.

The press is telling us how many males and females are getting the virus. It's amazing how all the other 57 (or is it 31) genders aren't getting it.

If you ban COVID-19 it will quit killing people just like if you ban guns.

Coronavirus Lockdown:
Is everyone enjoying their free trial of socialism?

I finally figured out the toilet paper madness.
Liberals are full of shit.

All of you who are panic buying toilet paper make sure you stock up on condoms so you don't breed any more fucking idiots.

Can someone explain why the world didn't shut down and the stock market crash because of Type A Flu, Norovirus, SARS, Swine Flu, German Measles, Ebola, and multiple other diseases?

Sure I'll take the vaccine, just mail it to me. My health and safety are too important to show up in person, just like mail in voting you know, safe, secure and honest. So just mail it to me and I'll give myself the shot and send the paperwork back saying I'm vaccinated. You all trust me, right?

The reason mask wearers get so upset with non-mask wearers actually has nothing to do with a virus. Believe it or not, most of them are actually intelligent enough to know that it's all bullshit. They know better, they are just playing the game (don't rock the boat). The REAL reason they are upset with you is because you are a walking billboard reminding them of their lack of courage and how foolish, subservient and gullible they look.
THEY ARE ENVIOUS OF YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE AND YOUR DIGNITY IN THE FACE OF TYRANNY. KEEP UP THE RESISTANCE!

The most powerful governments on earth can't keep a virus from spreading ... but say they can change the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes.

CNN Breaking news:
Corona virus kills two in meth lab explosion.

CNN Breaking News:
Jimmy Hoffa's remains have been recovered. Medical examiner's indicated Cause Of Death likely COVID-19.

Liberal Logic:
We're emptying the prisons because of coronavirus.
If you go to work, we will imprison you.
Protesting lockdown is spreading the virus.
BLM protesting slowed the spread of the virus.

Due to the virus, all riots need to be mail in. Ship a brick through UPS/FedEx/USPS and the driver will throw it through the innocent store front for you.
We're all in this together.

Doctors recommend we limit stores to ten looters at a time.

Do you have to be a member to loot Sam's Club or Costco?

If the coronavirus is real, there will be a spike in the infected among the rioters and looters.

I'm old enough to remember three weeks ago when the media were very certain that protests were dangerous and irresponsible beause they would spread the virus and kill thousands.

If you added up every AR-15 murder for the entire country for the past ten years, you'd still have less than half the amount of people killed in New York after Cuomo forced infected patients into nursing homes.

Governor Cuomo - The Nursing Home Killer.
He's murdered more people than Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgeway, Dennis Rader and John Wayne Gacy combined!

If the Coronavirus is as fatal and scary as the left wants you to believe ... where are the biohazard bins for us to discard our masks and gloves?

Wearing a paper or cloth mask to stop a virus is like installing a chain link fence to stop mosquitoes.

This summer everyone should wear sunscren so the person next to them doesn't get sunburned.

If you are vaccinated and are demanding I get vaccinated to protect you, that's like using an umbrella when it rains and demanding I use one so yours will protect you.

Since Gun-Free Zone signs have worked so well, the cure for our current problems are Coronavirus Free Zone signs.

The police are arresting people who violate the stay at home order and are putting them in crowded jails, but they are letting criminals out of prison because they are concerned that the criminals might catch the coronavirus in the crowed conditions

Corona Virus update
The CDC is encouraging everyone to get tested ASAP! The US is taking the Corona Virus very seriously. New testing methods are being done without having to leave your house. No hospital visit necessary! All you have to do is mail a stool sample to:
Nancy Pelosi
1326 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20125


If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.

hosting by 1and1.com and Chrome Oxide Music
created and maintained by Chrome Oxide
contact Chrome Oxide