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LIBERAL LOGIC:

Liberal Logic:
When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles.
When I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because this is according to my principles.

Liberal Logic:
You just spent the last two years fighting against body autonomy. (vaccine)
Now claim my body, my choice. (abortion)

Liberal Logic:
Men can't have an opinion abortion.
Men can have babies.

Liberal Logic:
There are more than two genders.
The gender wage gap exists.

Liberal Logic.
GOOD: Showing a vaccine passport to leave your house.
BAD: Showingf an ID to vote.

Liberal Logic:
They believe 'my body, my choice' but also believe 'mandatory vaccines'.

Liberal Logic:
Can I have a cigarette? No, you're 5 years old.
Can I have a beer? No, you're 5 years old.
Can I drive a car? No, you're 5 years old.
Can I own a gun? No, you're 5 years old.
Can I take hormones and have surgery to change my sex? Sure! You know best!

Liberal Logic:
Absolutely - I believe 100% that society will collapse from climate change within 20 years.
That's why my life plan is::
1) Live in a big city.
2) Specialise in white-collar or artistic work.
3) Cultivate -0- practical skills.

Liberal Logic: Truth
It's a conspiracy theory until proven accurate.
Then it's racist.

Liberal Logic: Knife
Teens will have knife fights. Nothing to be concerened about here. Just move on and let them stab each other.

Liberal Logic: Knife
Knife fights are a part of growing up.

Liberal Logic: Reparations
Black: Alright, it's time for slavery reparations.
White: Well, do I get any deductions for abolishing slavery?
Black: What? You can't take credit for what your ancestors did.

Liberal Logic: Gender
A corporation needs 50% male board members and 50% female board members.
A child doesn't need a mother and a father.

Liberal Logic: Gender
Toddlers can decide their gender.
Adults shouldn’t be allowed to decide if they want to take vaccines.

Liberal Logic: Gender
We need to march for womens's rights.
There is no such thing as biological gender,

Liberal Logic: Gender/Salary
There is a gender pay gap.
There is no such thing as gender.

Liberal Logic: Cuomo
Governor Andrew Cuomo is one of the most trusted American voices on the pandemic.
Andrew Cuomo's governorship has been defined by cruel behavior that disguised chronic mismanagement.

Liberal Logic: ID
Minorities are too stupid to get voter IDs.
Everyone can easily get health IDs.

Liberal Logic: ID
Voter ID laws are racist and discriminatory!
We must have a federal license and ID for gun owners!

Liberal Logic: Gender
Listen to your children, they know what gender they are and help them transistion.
Think twice before you spay or neuter your pets.

Liberal Logic: Walking
There is nothing wrong with Biden falling three times while trying to walk up the stairs.
Something is wrong with Trump for walking slowly on a steep and slippery ramp.

Liberal Logic: Hair (both comments written by the same leftist female writer)
Ivanka Trump's new haircut should make us very afraid.
The uproar over AOC's hair is a reminder that women can't wn under the patriarchy.

Liberal Logic: Health (both comments written by the same leftist female writer)
Men are less likely to wear masks - another sign that toxic Masculinity kills.
If women are hesitant about the vaccine, it's because the health industry hasn't earned their trust.

Liberal Logic: Vote
To prove we didn't cheat in the election, Bill HR1 prohibits any verification of mail-in ballots.

Liberal Logic: Vote
Voter ID laws are the new Jim Crow.
You will need to carry a Vaccine Passport to travel, enter businesses, and attend entertainment venues.

Liberal Logic: Racism
This country is institutionally racist.
Liberals control every major institution in the country: big tech, corporate media, administrative government, and Hollywood.

Liberal Logic: Protests
Rioting is a legitimate form of protest.
I'm appalled at how violent these pro-Trump protests are.

Liberal Logic: Rent
Politicians voted to raise taxes on property owners, not renters. So why did our rent go up?

Liberal Logic: Gun Control:
Ma'am. I know you have a perfect driving record, but we're here to confiscate your car because a drunk driver that you don't even know killed 10 people on the interstate.

Liberal Logic: Environment
How many fires do we need to start before you believe that Climate change is burning down America.

Liberal Logic: Fire
When an arsonist set a fire in a city, it's a peaceful protest.
When an arsonist set a fire in a forest, it's climate change.

Liberal Logic: Space Exploration
A billionaire spending $5.5 billion of his own money is bad.
NASA annually spending $23.3 billion of your mony (taxes) is good.

Liberal Logic:
It's physically impossible to go door-to-door and deport 20 million illegal aliens.
However:
We're going to go door-to-door and confiscate 400 million guns from 150 million law-abiding citizens.

Liberal Logic: Welfare
Don't fat shame me ... but pay for my healthcare.
My lifestyle doesn't affect you ... but pay for my sex change.
Stay out of my bedroom ... but pay for my abortion.

Liberal Logic:
Cops are evil and racist.
You don't need a gun because the police will protect you.

Liberal Logic:
Girls can be boy scouts.
Whites can't join the congressional black caucus.

Liberal Logic:
Injecting cattle with hormones is evil.
Injecting kids with hormones to change their gender is fine.

Liberal Logic:
Come to America legally, and you're a Nazi.
Come to America illegally, and you're a Dreamer.

Liberal Logic:
SJWs demand their literature have diversity of characters.
But if you do have diverse characters, you are guilty of cultural appropriation.

Liberal Logic:
Swimsuit competitions are sexist.
Slut Walks are empowering.

Liberal Logic:
I disagree; ban it.
I agree; make it mandatory.

Liberal Logic:
A boy who identifies as a girl is a girl,
A terrorist who identifies as a Muslim is NOT a Muslim.

Liberal Logic
Rich people are evil (unless they're liberals).

Liberal Logic
If a woman dating a woman isn't a lesbian.
Then a man spying on a woman isn't a stalker.

Liberal Logic:
Burning the American Flag is free speech.
Burning the Koran is hate speech.

Liberal Logic:
We're not mad at those who have lied to us for years.
We're mad at those for proving they lied to us.

Liberal Logic:
BAD: Changing classified status just by thinking about it.
GOOD: Changing gender identity just by thinking about it.

Liberal Logic:
So let me get this straight. I go to the grocery store and buy a pound of sliced ham wrapped in plastic, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins wrapped in plastic, a Greek salad in a plastic container, a plastic bottle of mustard and a plastic bottle of ketchup, and they won't give me a pIastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad forthe environment?

Liberal Logic:
- espouse non-violence - and commit violent acts.
- cheer gays - and then speak glowingly of those nations who murder them.
- denounce corruption - and then vote for the corrupt.
- demand love - and be full of hate.
- preach tolerance - and be so intolerant.
- grieve for terror victims - and justify terrorism.
- stand up for workers - and destroy their jobs
- march for peace - and defend the militants.
- speak of liberties - and promote government dictate.
- bolster feminism - and deride successful women.
- cheer gays - and aid the gay-bashers in the Middle East.
- champion minorities as a group - and hold them down as individuals.
- care about the children - and mutilate their minds.
- denounce guns - and surround themselves with armed bodyguards.
- support the troops - and side with their murderers.
- support diversity - and attack anyone who thinks and acts differently than them.
- denounce SUVs as gas guzzler polluters - and travel in private jets.
- proclaim Islam is a religion of peace - every time a terrorist kills people in the name of Islam.
- claims raising taxes creates jobs
- claims the election is not rigged until they're losing - then complain about rigged elections.
- claims the world is suffering from global warm ... global cool ... I mean climate change.


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