POLITICAL TRUTH!

How can you tell when a politician lies? Because "their lips move".
- Max Headroom

If an elephant is a mouse built to government specifications,
then,
a lie is a truth built to government specifications.
- The Cynical Pessimist

All politicians lie all the time.
They lie about what they will do when the get elected.
They lie about what they are doing when they are in office.
They lie about what they did when they are no longer in office.
When they are dead and buried, they lie underground.
- The Cynical Pessimist

Did you hear about the recent Gallup poll where they asked politicans when they first started lying?
5% who are currently under investigation for various criminal charges refused to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate themselves.
25% said they have been lying for as long as they can remember.
65% said they had to lie to get elected, and then had to keep lying to stay in office.
5% said that it is not possible for them to lie, as they are the son of God, therefore, everything they say is the gospel truth.

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