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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied "These are not pigs ... these are authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, sir".

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