Nancy's Chauffeur

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the Chauffeur:
"You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old, "You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Nancy .

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies:
"When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whisky, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.

"I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow."

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