Airport Screening Results

Since TSA was formed, we have been tracking their progress with their stated mission:

March 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From the Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists	0
Transvestites	133
Hernias	1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases	3,172
Enlarged Prostates	8,249
Breast Implants	59,350
Natural Blondes	3
Also discovered: the ratio of Congressmen who had no balls	85%

If you think the results of the last category are a little low, just remember that there are some females in congress too.

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