Humor in the barnyard

A California ventriloquist visiting Montana walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch petting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Ventriloquist: "Hey, good looking dog, buddy. Mind if I speak to him?"

Montanan: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Californian."

Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going dude?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Montanan: (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this guy your owner?" (pointing at Montanan)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me every day, feeds me great food, and plays with me."

Montanan: (look of disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Montanan: "Horse doesn't talk either."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Montanan: (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Montanan)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Montanan: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Montanan: "The Sheep Lies."

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