A young man in a bar leans over to the guy sitting next to him and says, "Hey buddy, do you want to hear a "redneck" joke?"

The second guy replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. ... and I'm a redneck. See my friend over there? He's is 6'2", 225 lbs. ... and he's also a redneck. And see that big fella next to him? He's a redneck too. So, do you still want to tell that joke?"

To which the young man answers, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times."

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