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Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working At A Computer In Your Office:

18. The screen saver consists of picutres of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

17. John Deere pocket protectors.

16. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.

15. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.

14. Jeff Foxworthy*.wavs

13. The menus all have Budwieser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.

12. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

11. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

09. Outgoing faxes have tobacco and beer stains on them.

08. The six front keys have rotted out.

07. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

06. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.

05. The password is "Bubba".

04. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

03. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

02. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And the number 1 reason is:

01. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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