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For the past several years, I've often wondered why I'm so tired all the time. I have blamed it on iron-tired blood, lack of vitamins, dieting, and a dozen other maladies. But now I've learned the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired, and that leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, which leaves 19 million to do the work.

Of this total, there are four million in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14 million who are in hospitals and rehabilitation and that leaves 1 million to do the work.

Now, there are 850,000 people who are in prison, leaving 150,000 to do the work.

At any given time, there are 149,998 people out of the country. That leaves just two people to do the work ... you and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

NO WONDER I'M TIRED!!

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