The Plan

In the beginning was the plan.

Then, came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form and the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

They spoke among themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."

The workers went unto their managers and said,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Managers went unto their Supervisors, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the supervisors went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide by its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and proclaimed,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company, with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.

And the plan became policy.

And this is how shit happens.

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